•Rey is the daughter of Obi Wan and Duchess Satine of Mandalore's secret lovechild, making her Kenobi's granddaughter.
•Snoke is a disfigured Biggs Darklighter, found and trained in secret by Vader, and holding a grudge against Luke for not only leaving him for dead at the Battle of the Death Star, but later stealing his master's attention.
•Ben Solo waits in line to have his name change to Kylo Ren made legal, but they mess up his paperwork and his name is now 'Kylo Ben'
•Poe and Finn have a three way with a green chick, but spend most of the time banging each other
•FN-2199 (TR-8R) and Phasma are confronted by Finn in a shot for shot remake of the opening of TDKR
What cool things do you think won't happen in the next Star Wars?

•Rey is the daughter of Obi Wan and Duchess Satine of Mandalore's secret lovechild, making her Kenobi's granddaughter.

So she's both his daughter and granddaughter? Gross

Quote from: Velox on September 08, 2016, 11:27:56 AM

Quote from: Solonoid on September 08, 2016, 10:45:27 AM

•Rey is the daughter of Obi Wan and Duchess Satine of Mandalore's secret lovechild, making her Kenobi's granddaughter.

So she's both his daughter and granddaughter? Gross

No, read it like this:
Obi Wan + Duchess = Lovechild
Lovechild + Unknown = Rey

oh

I somehow missed "is the daughter of"

This guy won't be in it:

Spoiler

Damn IG-88 was cool.

You know he was actually a hivemind controlling four identical units?

yuuzhan vong

yuuzhan vong

This thread isn't about things that suck tho 

Quote from: Solonoid on September 09, 2016, 02:53:29 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on September 09, 2016, 02:51:06 AM

yuuzhan vong

This thread isn't about things that suck tho 

YV are cool though

And they're already bringing back Thrawn so I'm not sure if they'll do that either

Thrawn is a fucking money ass g they had to bring him back for their own damn good.

Of course, he's just Khan with a haircut and bodypaint, but still he's a badass.