Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.Thats all I can think of at the moment.
Quote from: Yu on June 08, 2016, 10:26:51 PMTheres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.Thats all I can think of at the moment.All your problems are so Mexican.
Quote from: Kirlia on June 08, 2016, 10:29:23 PMQuote from: Yu on June 08, 2016, 10:26:51 PMTheres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.Thats all I can think of at the moment.All your problems are so Mexican.Only the first one is.
Quote from: Yu on June 08, 2016, 11:00:38 PMQuote from: Kirlia on June 08, 2016, 10:29:23 PMQuote from: Yu on June 08, 2016, 10:26:51 PMTheres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.Thats all I can think of at the moment.All your problems are so Mexican.Only the first one is.Some guy broke into your house cuz that's what happens in the barrio, you lost your job for not being able to read the schedule and probably not being able to speak English.
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