Science has no reason why seasons occur, as far as we can tell, the sun just gets further away from the earth because it hates Christmas, but in The Silmarillion, Tolkien explains with divine providence.



And where was Disco invented?
At the Four Seasons hotel.

Coincidence?
I think not.

Tolkien: 1
Science: 0

ITT: Post explanations for phenomenae science claims are unsolvable, like why people are black.