Yeah, she came out as gay. And she won't shut the fuck up about it. She finds a way to constantly sneak it into conversation. Like, a few weeks ago we were having a bit of banter in philosophy class and she was just sat there singing (she doesn't play the guitar any more since I shouted at her) and I told her to stop. She looked up at me and said: "You can't fucking make me". I said: "Going through our rebellious phase late, are we?"
She said: "I'm gay, I don't need to be rebellious".
The rage.
The sheer fucking rage. I ought to make good on my promise of 'neutralising' her.