Come up with a troll-ish superpower you could have fun with.

Big Boss · September 20, 2015, 07:42:00 PM

I would love the power to randomly make people float up into the air at will. Just walking down the street, making people shoot off into the sky like rockets. It would be fucking hilarious.

Also making invisible walls in front of people as they are walking. Watching them collide with nothing.

Dopameme · September 20, 2015, 07:45:52 PM

i want the power to make anybody i want to cum on demand

Coomer · September 20, 2015, 07:47:34 PM

Being tolerant
Accepting new ideas
Respecting women

Cheat · September 20, 2015, 07:51:29 PM

Probability manipulation.

Target some poor sap and watch his career slowly end as you make him the unluckiest person on the planet.

challengerX · September 20, 2015, 07:52:08 PM

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Coomer · September 20, 2015, 07:53:09 PM

Quote from: Cheat on September 20, 2015, 07:51:29 PM

Probability manipulation.

Target some poor sap and watch his career slowly end as you make him the unluckiest person on the planet.

that's fucked up yo

Big Boss · September 20, 2015, 07:58:19 PM

Quote from: Cheat on September 20, 2015, 07:51:29 PM

Probability manipulation.

Target some poor sap and watch his career slowly end as you make him the unluckiest person on the planet.

Hahahaha that'd be great. I'd find some unlucky sod and make his life a living hell every time he starts talking to a girl. He would literally shit his pants.

Nexus · September 20, 2015, 07:59:43 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 20, 2015, 07:47:34 PM

Being tolerant
Accepting new ideas
Respecting women

Now that's just science fiction.

i am karjala takaisin · September 20, 2015, 08:00:03 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on September 20, 2015, 07:58:19 PM

Quote from: Cheat on September 20, 2015, 07:51:29 PM
Probability manipulation.

Target some poor sap and watch his career slowly end as you make him the unluckiest person on the planet.

Hahahaha that'd be great. I'd find some unlucky sod and make his life a living hell every time he starts talking to a girl. He would literally shit his pants.

yall niggas fucked up

Big Boss · September 20, 2015, 08:00:08 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 20, 2015, 07:45:52 PM

i want the power to make anybody i want to cum on demand

I'd like bodily function controls in general. Just imagine being able to make an entire row of people piss themselves and watch them look at each other nervously.

N/A · September 20, 2015, 08:03:52 PM

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Coomer · September 20, 2015, 08:04:41 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on September 20, 2015, 08:03:52 PM

The ability to like your own posts.

But you got me for that

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Jono · September 20, 2015, 08:18:38 PM

The power to make monkeys come out of people's asses

Jocephalopod · September 20, 2015, 08:27:20 PM

i'd like to pause time and rape people

maverick · September 20, 2015, 08:28:23 PM

The power to make people's hair grow at a whim. I'd wait outside the barbershop and have my fun. >:^)

Kitsune 狐 · September 20, 2015, 08:29:35 PM

Definitely mind control. >.>

General Trollius · September 20, 2015, 08:33:48 PM

Ability to shoot rainbow beams out of my eyes.

Because who wouldn't want to arrive at a party and shoot rainbow beams out of their eyes?

Ushan · September 20, 2015, 08:35:44 PM

Pretty much Spider Jerusalem's bowel disruptor in superpower form.

Ushan · September 20, 2015, 08:36:23 PM

Quote from: Werecat on September 20, 2015, 08:28:23 PM

The power to make people's hair grow at a whim. I'd wait outside the barbershop and have my fun. >:^)

Could you do me?

I regret shaving.

Nexus · September 20, 2015, 08:37:02 PM

Bring anime characters to life.

Luis · September 20, 2015, 08:42:06 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 20, 2015, 08:27:20 PM

i'd like to pause time and rape people

^This tbh

Ushan · September 20, 2015, 08:45:32 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on September 20, 2015, 08:05:25 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 20, 2015, 08:04:41 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 20, 2015, 08:03:52 PM
The ability to like your own posts.

But you got me for that
<3

Nexus · September 20, 2015, 08:46:37 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 20, 2015, 08:04:41 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on September 20, 2015, 08:03:52 PM
The ability to like your own posts.

But you got me for that

I wish you had the ability to kill yourself.

Luis · September 20, 2015, 08:49:23 PM

Power to make them hear wasp noises wherever they go

Coomer · September 20, 2015, 08:50:37 PM

Quote from: Nexus on September 20, 2015, 08:46:37 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 20, 2015, 08:04:41 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 20, 2015, 08:03:52 PM
The ability to like your own posts.

But you got me for that
I wish you had the ability to kill yourself.

I do have that ability tho

Korra · September 20, 2015, 08:51:08 PM

Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.

True Turquoise · September 20, 2015, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on September 20, 2015, 08:29:35 PM

Definitely mind control. >.>

Oh sure, go for the most unfair ability

Kitsune 狐 · September 20, 2015, 09:08:58 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 20, 2015, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on September 20, 2015, 08:29:35 PM
Definitely mind control. >.>
Oh sure, go for the most unfair ability

"Troll Suppa Powa"

XSEAN · September 20, 2015, 09:11:33 PM

shapeshifter ultimate troller.

Oh you think this is your car NOPE

Oh you think this is your term paper NOPE