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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
That's diabolical.

I love it.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
That's diabolical.

I love it.
And maybe make it so he doesn't even know he's been teleported, he still thinks he's in the shower so he's standing there like this when all the kids look on in horror


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Your love gets me so high
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
That's diabolical.

I love it.
And maybe make it so he doesn't even know he's been teleported, he still thinks he's in the shower so he's standing there like this when all the kids look on in horror

we can do that to DAS as a sort of surprise christmas present or something


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Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.

I've been paranoid of shit like this happening to me. Like, I'd be taking a leak, and the next moment I'm suddenly desecrating some really important landmark in front of hundreds of people.

The most obnoxious super power I can think of, is summoning a really strong gale at will. Oh, you're loosely holding those extremely important looking documents? 


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.
That's diabolical.

I love it.
And maybe make it so he doesn't even know he's been teleported, he still thinks he's in the shower so he's standing there like this when all the kids look on in horror

we can do that to DAS as a sort of surprise christmas present or something
MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDDOS


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.

I've been paranoid of shit like this happening to me. Like, I'd be taking a leak, and the next moment I'm suddenly desecrating some really important landmark in front of hundreds of people.

The most obnoxious super power I can think of, is summoning a really strong gale at will. Oh, you're loosely holding those extremely important looking documents?
Being able to make people piss, and then having the ability to redirect it at will would be incredible. I would turn anybody I see into a walking piss cannon.

The gale power would be cool but imagine how much it would irritate people if it was a tiny gale, that let you do things like turn the pages on people's books while they're trying to read it...


Oh god I'm evil


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Avatar: The last urine bender.


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Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
But you'll always be late cause you'll be at the sun.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
But you'll always be late cause you'll be at the sun.
Funny.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Avatar: The last urine bender.

I'd be the ultimate supervillain. I could literally drown people with piss. My villain name would be the Great Pissup



Or the power to make people constantly smell farts.


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Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.
But you'll always be late cause you'll be at the sun.
Funny.
Tardiness is funny.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I'd like to be able to stretch people's body parts at will. If a guy got a boner he'd take someone's eye out.


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I'd like to be able to stretch people's body parts at will. If a guy got a boner he'd take someone's eye out.

SFM videos become IRL.


 
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Not quite telekenisis. But mental hand movement projections. Anything you do with your hands is projected on somebody as an invisible force so long as you have eye contact.

Wanna slap somebody at a distance?

Pants them?

Untie shoelaces?

Hold something down that that's normally light and easy to carry for them?

Slap an ass?

Cop a feel?

Ya can do it all.

I'd sit at the back of a bus, and tug lightly on somebody's hair who was up near the front on a consistent basis and watch the fireworks.

Freak out mimes too. Grab their hands when they're doing the invisble box routine.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Not quite telekenisis. But mental hand movement projections. Anything you do with your hands is projected on somebody as an invisible force so long as you have eye contact.

Wanna slap somebody at a distance?

Pants them?

Untie shoelaces?

Hold something down that that's normally light and easy to carry for them?

Slap an ass?

Cop a feel?

Ya can do it all.

I'd sit at the back of a bus, and tug lightly on somebody's hair who was up near the front on a consistent basis and watch the fireworks.

Freak out mimes too. Grab their hands when they're doing the invisble box routine.
Oh my god

The puppet master