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Your love gets me so high
when you finally get the chance to lay with a lady friend, just remember these words

two in the pink, one in the stink

 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
But what if we're on a cruise

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i prefer to use my dick

 
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Quote from: Ketameme Cat on May 28, 2015, 10:46:16 PM
i prefer to use my dick
but, ya see, ya can't just go straight head-first with the dick

ya gotta loosen her up first, ya know? have ya ever tried putting on a shoe that's a half-size too small? it'll fit, but it's gonna be real tight

 
 
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Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 10:48:31 PM
Quote from: Ketameme Cat on May 28, 2015, 10:46:16 PM
i prefer to use my dick
but, ya see, ya can't just go straight head-first with the dick

ya gotta loosen her up first, ya know? have ya ever tried putting on a shoe that's a half-size too small? it'll fit, but it's gonna be real tight

At least you know how to sexually manipulate women right. I was going to use the word arouse, but I didn't want you to think I was aroused by your post lmao.
Listen to him gentlemen he is telling the truth... Except about the one in the stink part you'll probably get slapped unless she likes it, so just ask her. Lmao

 
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Quote from: kill yourself on May 28, 2015, 10:50:20 PM
wait i thought i was supposed to stick it in her ear?
i mean if she wants it i'd give her some ear-bangin

 
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I thought it was "make your own hole on a grassy knoll"

 
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Quote from: Kitsunekun on May 28, 2015, 10:51:16 PM

Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 10:48:31 PM
Quote from: Ketameme Cat on May 28, 2015, 10:46:16 PM
i prefer to use my dick
but, ya see, ya can't just go straight head-first with the dick

ya gotta loosen her up first, ya know? have ya ever tried putting on a shoe that's a half-size too small? it'll fit, but it's gonna be real tight

At least you know how to sexually manipulate women right. I was going to use the word arouse, but I didn't want you to think I was aroused by your post lmao.
Listen to him gentlemen he is telling the truth... Except about the one in the stink part you'll probably get slapped unless she likes it, so just ask her. Lmao
i always sneak in for the stink

makes things more interesting

 
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fucking bump, these are life lessons here

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
What if she passes out?

 
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Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:18:17 PM
What if she passes out?
then you must have been real good

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:18:17 PM
What if she passes out?
then you must have been real good
But I barely even got to get it in.

 
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Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:32:11 PM
Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:18:17 PM
What if she passes out?
then you must have been real good
But I barely even got to get it in.
are you that big? ;D

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
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No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:32:11 PM
Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:18:17 PM
What if she passes out?
then you must have been real good
But I barely even got to get it in.
are you that big? ;D
I mean, I don't think so, but i dunno.

 
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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
What if a lady friend gets a chance to finally lay with me? What should she do, pole dance for me?

 
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Quote from: kill yourself on May 28, 2015, 10:50:20 PM
wait i thought i was supposed to stick it in her ear?
You too eh?

 
 
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The Rage....
tfw didnt sex up girl i hung out with tonight

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
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your daily reminder that if she can get laid, you all can too

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Lies. Use just enough lubrication for your pleasure and dive right in. Women are meat to be sexually used by men.

 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
But I like dick

 
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Quote from: BritishLemön on May 29, 2015, 06:59:13 AM
But I like dick

Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
whats a lady friend

 
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