i prefer to use my dick
Quote from: Ketameme Cat on May 28, 2015, 10:46:16 PMi prefer to use my dickbut, ya see, ya can't just go straight head-first with the dickya gotta loosen her up first, ya know? have ya ever tried putting on a shoe that's a half-size too small? it'll fit, but it's gonna be real tight
wait i thought i was supposed to stick it in her ear?
Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 10:48:31 PMQuote from: Ketameme Cat on May 28, 2015, 10:46:16 PMi prefer to use my dickbut, ya see, ya can't just go straight head-first with the dickya gotta loosen her up first, ya know? have ya ever tried putting on a shoe that's a half-size too small? it'll fit, but it's gonna be real tightAt least you know how to sexually manipulate women right. I was going to use the word arouse, but I didn't want you to think I was aroused by your post lmao. Listen to him gentlemen he is telling the truth... Except about the one in the stink part you'll probably get slapped unless she likes it, so just ask her. Lmao
What if she passes out?
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:18:17 PMWhat if she passes out?then you must have been real good
Quote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 11:27:21 PMQuote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:18:17 PMWhat if she passes out?then you must have been real goodBut I barely even got to get it in.
Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:32:11 PMQuote from: Tryptameme on May 28, 2015, 11:27:21 PMQuote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 11:18:17 PMWhat if she passes out?then you must have been real goodBut I barely even got to get it in.are you that big?
But I like dick
Quote from: BritishLemön on May 29, 2015, 06:59:13 AMBut I like dickHey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
whats a lady friend