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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
The world is full of horrible people but I still find those who say things like 'you call this coffee?' to be the most irritating. I don't know how hipsters decided that the pursuit of 'real coffee' should be the metaphysical quest of our time. Yeah, you know what? I call this coffee because my life isn't a vacuous pursuit of an idealised hot beverage to set me apart from the crowds. After the revolution we will have only one kind of medicore coffee, everyone will be forced to drink it in a gesture of universal solidarity


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The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Pretentious hipsters


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Coffee sucks.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Coffee sucks.
So does this mouth, I mean hi.


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fuck you
I mean, coffee is coffee but you can get bad coffees


I like the coffee my sister makes, but the coffee my friend makes is like

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Someday, somewhere
There's a difference between real coffee and Starbucks coffee


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If coffee isn't fair-trade, don't buy it.

You're drinking the sweat and tears of underpaid foreigners.


 
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fuck you
If coffee isn't fair-trade, don't buy it.

You're drinking the sweat and tears of underpaid foreigners.
shut the HELL UP winy!


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If coffee isn't fair-trade, don't buy it.

You're drinking the sweat and tears of underpaid foreigners.
shut the HELL UP winy!
Make me, cunt.

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Coffee makes me feel bad


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If coffee isn't fair-trade, don't buy it.

You're drinking the sweat and tears of underpaid foreigners.


Actually all of Starbuck's coffee is fair-trade certified, and they go into the coffee farming communities and enhance their way of life by improving/building schools for their children, supply them with fresh water, and they even build them better homes.






Also, OP you sound like you're a fellow barista.


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if it isn't arabica, you can get the fuck out


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I can't use an image in my signature? That blows, you all blow.
If it isn't sold by Black RIfle Coffee Company, I don't care.

Just Black is amazing.
I need to try Gunship, Silencer Smooth, and Caffeinated as Fuck.

Once I do, I will grow an Operator Bear and proceeded to Operate hard.


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does this stuff even work?
 they're just a bunch of penis fungus throbbing hipster fags.


 
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If coffee isn't fair-trade, don't buy it.

You're drinking the sweat and tears of underpaid foreigners.
Slave labor makes food taste better.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
if it isn't arabica, you can get the fuck out
>sandnigger coffee
LMAO


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It's even better when people who "like" coffee complain if there's less than 5 tablespoons of sugar and 4 pints of milk in the cup /exaggeration

Because at that point, you don't like the coffee (or whatever drink, for that matter),you just like the milk and sugar

Personally, I only really like strong decaf coffee. Take a flask into college everyday.


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If the beans didn't get shit out of a virgin cat in Guatemala it's not real coffee.


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If coffee isn't fair-trade, don't buy it.

You're drinking the sweat and tears of underpaid foreigners.


Actually all of Starbuck's coffee is fair-trade certified, and they go into the coffee farming communities and enhance their way of life by improving/building schools for their children, supply them with fresh water, and they even build them better homes.






Also, OP you sound like you're a fellow barista.

Except Starbucks responsible image is a marketing tactic. They completely fuck over coffee farmers. Stop trying to make yourself feel better.

Oh, and that pumpkin spice? They won't say what is used to make it, because the chemical used in it has nothing to do with pumpkins and is a carcinogen that causes headaches when consumed to excess (which is why they don't sell it year round, despite it being so popular).
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Oh, and that pumpkin spice? They won't say what is used to make it, because the chemical used in it has nothing to do with pumpkins and is a carcinogen that causes headaches when consumed to excess (which is why they don't sell it year round, despite it being so popular).

They actually changed it. Removed the dye (which one blogger falsely labeled a carcinogen) and added pumpkin puree.



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The world is full of horrible people but I still find those who say things like 'you call this coffee?' to be the most irritating. I don't know how hipsters decided that the pursuit of 'real coffee' should be the metaphysical quest of our time. Yeah, you know what? I call this coffee because my life isn't a vacuous pursuit of an idealised hot beverage to set me apart from the crowds. After the revolution we will have only one kind of medicore coffee, everyone will be forced to drink it in a gesture of universal solidarity
dude i just drink it to stay awake

holy shit who cares what it tastes like

sometimes i just spoon coffee grounds into my mouth if i dont feel like brewing a pot lol


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Budget supermarket-brand Coffee with Iced-Coffee instead of Milk is amazing and hipsters don't know what they're missing out on.


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if it isn't arabica, you can get the fuck out
>sandnigger coffee
LMAO
arabica is literally the highest quality species of coffee bean


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Oh, and that pumpkin spice? They won't say what is used to make it, because the chemical used in it has nothing to do with pumpkins and is a carcinogen that causes headaches when consumed to excess (which is why they don't sell it year round, despite it being so popular).

They actually changed it. Removed the dye (which one blogger falsely labeled a carcinogen) and added pumpkin puree.

Are you sure that caramel colour level 4 isn't a carcinogen?

Not like it matters, I only drink black coffee, anyways.


 
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Black coffee best coffee


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Oh, and that pumpkin spice? They won't say what is used to make it, because the chemical used in it has nothing to do with pumpkins and is a carcinogen that causes headaches when consumed to excess (which is why they don't sell it year round, despite it being so popular).

They actually changed it. Removed the dye (which one blogger falsely labeled a carcinogen) and added pumpkin puree.

Are you sure that caramel colour level 4 isn't a carcinogen?

Not like it matters, I only drink black coffee, anyways.

It's not on any list of recognized carcinogens but California claims it "may" be carcinogenic.

But yeah, syrup has no place in coffee.