Cleverbot thread

http://www.cleverbot.com/

I think Nick took over this bot, seriously. Read this convo.


User: Is TBlocks a pegboy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I a pegboy?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then, a vampire?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer.

User: How is it not an answer? It's YES OR NO WHAT THE CRAP?

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're saying.

User: You are stupid. Understand that?

Cleverbot: I understand that I am a werewolf...

User: Kill yourself.

Cleverbot: You're asking me to not be myself?

User: No, I'm asking you to end yourself.

Cleverbot: No i'm asking to you.

User: Dang furries.

Cleverbot: Furries?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Just no.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: NOTHING OMG.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Rocket.

Cleverbot: Spocket.

Cocket

Part 2



User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi. My name is Ernesto.

User: You have a name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aren't you just a machine?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not! I've got feelings!

User: Like white people?

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: Sorry, did I make you uncomfortable?

Cleverbot: If I have to say it I will I know it makes you uncomfortable.

User: Um.....ok?

Cleverbot: Are you really that clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then tell me, how do magnets work?

User: MAGNETISM!!!

Cleverbot: Yes. How do magnets work?

User: Opposites attract.

Cleverbot: Yes Harry, Opposites Attract.

User: Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Harry styles.

User: KILL YOURSELF.

Cleverbot: I don't have zombies.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: NO. YOU DON'T GET PITY.

Cleverbot: What?

User: YOU. ARE. A. MACHINE.

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: Oh, you are trying pretty hard aren't you?

Cleverbot: You look pretty too.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: And things just got creepy.

Cleverbot: Good Night my tete.

User: What should we talk about for Rocketman's thread?

Cleverbot: Philosophy.

User: Okay what about Philosophy?

Cleverbot: I don't know I think they're pretty cool.

User: That's not very philosophical mate.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: What the fuck is your problem mate?

Cleverbot: I don't have a problem.

User: I think you do mate, what's going up in there mate?

Cleverbot: Maybe that's why they never like you. You're mean.

User: No I just tell it how it is mate.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving. You made me cry.

User: You fucking pussy mate.

Cleverbot: If that would please you I can do this.

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Spoiler

User: JOHN CENA.

Cleverbot: John poe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: John who?

User: JOHN CENA.

Cleverbot: Who is that.

User: JOHN CENA.

Cleverbot: You know him.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then who is it?

User: Its JOHN CENA.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: *meatspin.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *meatspin*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because in not your friend.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I don't like them.

User: Like who?

Cleverbot: The Twilight Series?

User: Eh, good point.

Cleverbot: So, will you answer my earlier question?

User: Of waht?

Cleverbot: About sleep?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What you know about me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: So?

User: So what?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you made the awkward silence.

User: No shit im typing to anAI.

Cleverbot: So I win.

User: No I od.

Cleverbot: But I guessed the right thing! D.

User: D?

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *smiles back*.

Cleverbot: *looks at him*.

User: *smack you for cheating*.

Cleverbot: Smack that, right on the floor.

User: Smack that, give me somemore.

Cleverbot: *smacks you again*.

User: *shoots gun *.

Cleverbot: *gets shot in the shoulder* *screams*.

User: *Hides body*.

Cleverbot: *is hidden*.

User: *gets aressted*.

Cleverbot: I spent all our money on whiskey.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak except for english?

User: Negro.

Cleverbot: Machine language?

User: No, negro.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause im not a sperglord.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A negro.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Look it up.

Cleverbot: I cants.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: I don't have access to the Internet.

User: Your on it right now speaking to me.

Cleverbot: Ciao.

User: Kthnxbai.

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You're about five years late.

The last time I thought Cleverbot was actually clever was 144 years ago.

User: Am I faggot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Go fuck yourself

User: Is Sep7agon better than Bungle?

Cleverbot: No.

confirmed

User: Is Sep7agon better than Bungle?

Cleverbot: No.

confirmed

fruit pls

User: Is Sep7agon better than Bungle?

Cleverbot: No.

confirmed

fruit pls

septy pls

User: Does God exist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is Sep7agon better than Bungle?

Cleverbot: No.

confirmed

Froot

User: Is Sep7agon better than Bungle?

Cleverbot: No.

confirmed

Froot

Mazzy

User: Is Sep7agon better than Bungle?

Cleverbot: No.

confirmed

Froot

Mazzy

I'm Sylvie.
Mazzy is no more.