Christmas is a joke

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Last Edit: November 29, 2016, 11:25:01 PM by Deci


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uhhh...

- korrie
every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper


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every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!


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All I want for Christmas is money.


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uhhh...

- korrie
every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!

and they're all Cheat


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All I want for Christmas is money.

You're part of the problem.

every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!

and they're all Cheat

Oh no, the ghost of Christmas Cheat is so scary, whatever will I do?

Bahumbug.


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uhhh...

- korrie
All I want for Christmas is money.

You're part of the problem.

every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!

and they're all Cheat

Oh no, the ghost of Christmas Cheat is so scary, whatever will I do?

Bahumbug.
Give him all your moneeeey.


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All I want for Christmas is money.

You're part of the problem.

every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!

and they're all Cheat

Oh no, the ghost of Christmas Cheat is so scary, whatever will I do?

Bahumbug.
Give him all your moneeeey.

Fuck.

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every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!

and they're all Cheat

Each ghost will Jew him out of 1/3 of his money.


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every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!

and they're all Cheat

Each ghost will Jew him out of 1/3 of his money.

All the more reason to dislike this time of year. The Jews keep robbing me!


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooooper

Ba-Fucking-Humbug!
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!

and they're all Cheat

Each ghost will Jew him out of 1/3 of his money.

All the more reason to dislike this time of year. The Jews keep robbing me!

But if you follow Yang's advice and give him all your money, you won't have any left for him to steal. It's a win-win situation.


 
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Baby's first edgy thought: A dramatization.

That's right, you read the title correctly,
CHRISTMAS IS A FUCKING JOKE
...and you all know it deep down inside.

"But Deci, Christmas is all about family and presents and Santa and all these warm fuzzing feelings with these songs!"

NO ITS NOT

nowadays its fucking commercialism, and every year people eat that shit up and buy shit they don't really need to have right now because its cheaper, because FUCK HUMAN LIFE, lets push everyone over like cattle just to get our shit.

I'm sorry for being an Ebeneezer Scrooge but bahumbug!

I look forward to the new year, why even celebrate Christmas? Birth of Christ?

What if you're an atheist...

...like me?

Why are we still celebrating this holiday? The damn thing starts as early as October in stores.

You wanna know what I really want for Christmas you guys?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Its a joke.
Nothing but a joke. A waste of valuable time. You could be doing more productive things on the 25th!

Like..... Playing video games!

Ahh fuck it you get my point though. Christmas isn't so much all about family anymore. Its about "Buy our shit for your family, friends and whatnot and screw everyone else!"

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to.

Spoiler
Let's dance.
Last Edit: November 29, 2016, 06:41:50 PM by Verbatim


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.

How much time did you waste on that?


 
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Wow you're sad.
nah, i had a blast making that

No you're actually sad. The fact that you're taking this seriously to go that far.... you're just sad.


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- korrie
Wow you're sad.
nah, i had a blast making that

No you're actually sad. The fact that you're taking this seriously to go that far.... you're just sad.
Sad!


 
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No you're actually sad. The fact that you're taking this seriously to go that far.... you're just sad.
i like how that's your takeaway

no one takes you seriously, especially not me


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
But anyway let's discuss how

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...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

can be added at the end of just about any statement and still work.


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No you're actually sad. The fact that you're taking this seriously to go that far.... you're just sad.
i like how that's your takeaway

no one takes you seriously, especially not me

Just stay the far fuck away from my modded consoles.


 
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No you're actually sad. The fact that you're taking this seriously to go that far.... you're just sad.
i like how that's your takeaway

no one takes you seriously, especially not me
Just stay the far fuck away from my modded consoles.
into the landfill they go


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No you're actually sad. The fact that you're taking this seriously to go that far.... you're just sad.
i like how that's your takeaway

no one takes you seriously, especially not me
Just stay the far fuck away from my modded consoles.
into the landfill they go



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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
Verbatim ruined another thread you guys.
nah he enhanced it


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Just stay the far fuck away from my modded consoles.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

into the landfill they go

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

Verbatim ruined another thread you guys.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.
nah he enhanced it

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

It always works.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.


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Just stay the far fuck away from my modded consoles.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

into the landfill they go

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

Verbatim ruined another thread you guys.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.
nah he enhanced it

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

It always works.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.



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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Just stay the far fuck away from my modded consoles.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

into the landfill they go

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

Verbatim ruined another thread you guys.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.
nah he enhanced it

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.

It always works.

...But alright. You wanna go to war with me? Bring it on. Do your worst. Keep insulting me, because I honestly don't give a shit. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dance.



I can't imagine how much you must regret saying that.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
I'll take your presents then, if you don't want 'em or anything.