Choose your new body.

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 09:33:34 AM

Your body was destroyed in a fire, but science can put your brain in a new body. These are your choices (male and female):

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Body 1
Spoiler

Body 2
Spoiler

Body 3
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Body 4
Spoiler

I pick Body 1

Turkey · March 04, 2015, 09:35:11 AM

Well of course I pick Snape.

Mat Cauthon · March 04, 2015, 09:36:13 AM

I have no desire to be female, so I'll go with Gene Wilder.

Sigma617 · March 04, 2015, 09:36:55 AM

None of those are a war cyborg.

0/10

True knows what I'm talking about.

True Turquoise · March 04, 2015, 09:37:23 AM

Wheres the robots?

Juuzou · March 04, 2015, 09:39:32 AM

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Ásgeirr · March 04, 2015, 09:41:36 AM

Body 5

Yu · March 04, 2015, 09:43:52 AM

Body number 1 looks like Snape.

Onion · March 04, 2015, 09:44:20 AM

So I can't be an Apache Helicopter?

Mat Cauthon · March 04, 2015, 09:44:50 AM

Quote from: Yu on March 04, 2015, 09:43:52 AM

Body number 1 looks like Snape.

That is Alan Rickman.

True Turquoise · March 04, 2015, 09:46:13 AM

Can I at least have this? =D

Spoiler

Sigma617 · March 04, 2015, 09:47:14 AM

I want a Chappie robot body or no deal.

Mat Cauthon · March 04, 2015, 09:48:09 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on March 04, 2015, 09:47:14 AM

I want a Chappie robot body or no deal.

Have this instead

Spoiler

DAS B00T x2 · March 04, 2015, 09:50:54 AM

If I pick three can I still keep my dick?

Sigma617 · March 04, 2015, 09:53:05 AM

Quote from: Nagato on March 04, 2015, 09:48:09 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on March 04, 2015, 09:47:14 AM
I want a Chappie robot body or no deal.
Have this instead
Spoiler

Treads are a deal breaker.

Alternative Facts · March 04, 2015, 10:06:50 AM

These are all horrible options.

Yu · March 04, 2015, 10:30:05 AM

Quote from: Nagato on March 04, 2015, 09:44:50 AM

Quote from: Yu on March 04, 2015, 09:43:52 AM
Body number 1 looks like Snape.
That is Alan Rickman.

Oh, yea I usually don't keep up with actor names, bar a few really well known ones.

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 11:38:16 AM

Quote from: Icy on March 04, 2015, 10:06:50 AM

These are all horrible options.

No they're not.

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 04, 2015, 09:46:13 AM

Can I at least have this? =D
Spoiler

Science doesn't have that to offer you.

Quote from: Orion on March 04, 2015, 09:44:20 AM

So I can't be an Apache Helicopter?

That's physically impossible, except for Ryle.

Quote from: Noëlle on March 04, 2015, 09:39:32 AM

I will take body 4 I guess.

You sound so enthused. Thank you, Science, for giving me another chance at life in a human body.

Incan · March 04, 2015, 11:41:35 AM

3 I guess, I don't want to be a girl though

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 11:42:43 AM

Quote from: Incan on March 04, 2015, 11:41:35 AM

3 I guess, I don't want to be a girl though

You're the second person who wants to be Helen Hunt with a dick.

Wassupwitdat

Incan · March 04, 2015, 11:48:00 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 04, 2015, 11:42:43 AM

Quote from: Incan on March 04, 2015, 11:41:35 AM
3 I guess, I don't want to be a girl though
You're the second person who wants to be Helen Hunt with a dick.

Wassupwitdat

I don't want to be Snape or Willy wanker

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 11:50:42 AM

Quote from: Incan on March 04, 2015, 11:48:00 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 04, 2015, 11:42:43 AM
Quote from: Incan on March 04, 2015, 11:41:35 AM
3 I guess, I don't want to be a girl though
You're the second person who wants to be Helen Hunt with a dick.

Wassupwitdat
I don't want to be Snape or Willy wanker

Strange

The Lord Slide Rule · March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM

I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 11:55:19 AM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM

I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?

Look, in this scenario this is what Science can do for you. It's not like you were a nano cloud before the accident, is it? So stop acting spoilt and become alan rickman.

Sigma617 · March 04, 2015, 11:55:30 AM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM

I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?

Those are words to live by.

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 11:56:21 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on March 04, 2015, 11:55:30 AM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM
I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?

Those are words to live by.

NO THEY'RE NOT

The Lord Slide Rule · March 04, 2015, 11:57:11 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 04, 2015, 11:55:19 AM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM
I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?
Look, in this scenario this is what Science can do for you. It's not like you were a nano cloud before the accident, is it? So stop acting spoilt and become alan rickman.

tbh I'd pick gene wilder

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 11:58:56 AM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:57:11 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 04, 2015, 11:55:19 AM
Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM
I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?
Look, in this scenario this is what Science can do for you. It's not like you were a nano cloud before the accident, is it? So stop acting spoilt and become alan rickman.
tbh I'd pick gene wilder

Good. There is no wrong choice here.

True Turquoise · March 04, 2015, 12:17:15 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 04, 2015, 11:56:21 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on March 04, 2015, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM
I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?

Those are words to live by.
NO THEY'RE NOT

LET US BE ROBOTS

YOU LIVE IN THE FUTURE AND SHIT

Elegiac · March 04, 2015, 12:22:53 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 04, 2015, 12:17:15 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 04, 2015, 11:56:21 AM
Quote from: Sigma617 on March 04, 2015, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 04, 2015, 11:52:18 AM
I can't be a sentient nano cloud entity, why even go on living?

Those are words to live by.
NO THEY'RE NOT
LET US BE ROBOTS

YOU LIVE IN THE FUTURE AND SHIT

You can be a Tomatan but you lose most of your brain.