You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.

Which country do you pick? I'd pick either The Democratic Republic of the Congo, or Brazil.

America is the smartest answer.

America is the smartest answer.

But if you force America to step down too hard at this point then world will just go even more to shit, as sad a truth as that is. I guess it is the smartest answer, but you'd have to be really smart about it to get the best outcomes.

Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth

To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

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Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth

To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

lol good luck with that. Enjoy being assassinated in office. Brazil is a fucked up lost cause.

You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.

We can dream.

Principality of Sealand

Australia.

It's essentially the cool America.

But we don't have that much influence over humanity in general, and our problems aren't that bad, comparatively. Although I'd take you over Tony Abbott in an instant.

Australia.

It's essentially the cool America.

You can't be a "cool America" without guns

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Australia.

It's essentially the cool America.

You can't be a "cool America" without guns

But that's why we're 'cool america'

Germany.

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Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth

To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

lol good luck with that. Enjoy being assassinated in office. Brazil is a fucked up lost cause.

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You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.

We can dream.

You can't dream when you're dead from the corrupt Brazilian death squad that kicks in your door and shoots you on orders/pay from another corrupt adversary.

You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.

Which part of this do you not understand.

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Australia.

It's essentially the cool America.

I want to visit Australia so badly. That is the one place in the world that I have to take a vacation to before I die. Despite the desert and dangerous creatures there, it is so beautiful.

There really is no danger though. All the 'dangerous creatures' live so far away from us. We never see them.

I would obviously not be vacationing where you all live though. I want to actually see Australia. Like The Twelve Apostles, Claustral Canyon, I want to try diving in some areas, Kangaroo Island, and a lot of the forests and other islands around there. It looks so beautiful. I would to be able to just spend like a month, or a whole summer would be even better, exploring that country.

There's really nothing dangerous there either, I'm serious. It's probably more dangerous in america, what with bears and such. The most you'd have to worry about here might be a snake, and unless you run off stumbling through the bush by yourself you're very unlikely to meet one.

I'm going over east this year to Mt Buller to see snow for the first time

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Quote from: Elegiac on March 17, 2015, 12:39:56 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on March 17, 2015, 12:35:52 PM

Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth

To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

lol good luck with that. Enjoy being assassinated in office. Brazil is a fucked up lost cause.

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You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.

We can dream.

You can't dream when you're dead from the corrupt Brazilian death squad that kicks in your door and shoots you on orders/pay from another corrupt adversary.

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You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.

Which part of this do you not understand.

Oh sorry, does the truth hurt?