Chess or Checkers

XSEAN · September 05, 2015, 09:15:55 PM

Out of the two which one would you prefer to play?

Dopameme · September 05, 2015, 09:16:34 PM

I love playing Chest

Verbatim · September 05, 2015, 09:18:54 PM

checkers is for children and old women

Korra · September 05, 2015, 09:20:05 PM

Um..Chest?

Jocephalopod · September 05, 2015, 09:20:22 PM

My grandpa has a hole in his chest

Dopameme · September 05, 2015, 09:23:08 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 05, 2015, 09:20:22 PM

My grandpa has a hole in his chest

is it from smoking too many stoges? or did he get shot by a gook in 'Nam?

Sandtrap · September 05, 2015, 09:23:09 PM

Ball in a cup is superior to both of them.

Jocephalopod · September 05, 2015, 09:24:06 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 05, 2015, 09:23:08 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 05, 2015, 09:20:22 PM
My grandpa has a hole in his chest
is it from smoking too many stoges? or did he get shot by a gook in 'Nam?

Snorting the primate

Ender · September 05, 2015, 09:24:38 PM

I don't know how to play chess, so checkers.

Verbatim · September 05, 2015, 09:25:51 PM

Quote from: Death of the Endless on September 05, 2015, 09:20:05 PM

Um..Chest?

the guy's french *shrug*

Sandtrap · September 05, 2015, 09:27:49 PM

Quote from: Ender on September 05, 2015, 09:24:38 PM

I don't know how to play chess, so checkers.

I know how to play chess.

Step 1.

Spoiler

Korra · September 05, 2015, 09:35:35 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 05, 2015, 09:25:51 PM

Quote from: Death of the Endless on September 05, 2015, 09:20:05 PM
Um..Chest?
the guy's french *shrug*

oh

i thought he meant...something else

Thun · September 05, 2015, 09:36:45 PM

Chess for sure, even though I'm horrid at it.

challengerX · September 05, 2015, 09:37:50 PM

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Jono · September 05, 2015, 09:51:13 PM

I like female chests

Jocephalopod · September 05, 2015, 09:58:05 PM

Quote from: Ender on September 05, 2015, 09:24:38 PM

I don't know how to play chess, so checkers.

These are your migrants. simple minded but powerful in numbers, if they mingle with the opposing upper class they become extremely dangerous.

These are the gypsy merchants of the game. While they separate themselves monetarily from the minority peasants, thier psyche is all the same. Due to thier elevated position they are able to conduct slimey trickster tactics under a blind eye

The bishop is the bourgeois who identifies with the ghetto comroadery of the pawn rather than the gentry. They'll often jump in after a pawn has been slayed by an opposing high class memeber in an effort to bridge the social gap as to not be targeted themselves (black lives matter).

The rook/castle is probably the most honorable of all the chess pieces. Identifying with neither the nobility or the peasantry rooks maintain thier middle class through straight talk, often letting the opposing migrants kill each other before exposing am economical opening within the upper class.

The king is the de facto ruler of the realm in the public's eyes. An educated and experienced man, the king can relate to all the pieces while still portraying the simple mind of of a pawn.

Although the king is the official ruler, the Queen has consolidated his ageing control under the guise of a trophy wife. She spares none of the perks of her social position and transcends the patterns of all pieces.

And that's how you stop racism in America