Chav Thread, It's time for a bongarong.

Alright fellow britbongs, europoors and our friends across the sea <.<
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Bongarong

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Chav Fights

AND WOT

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NAH I'M NOT FAKIN KIDDIN BRAV

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The Chav Chariot

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Bouncer Assassination takedown

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Observe the chav on horseback

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Bonus Video

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Next up: The Anatomy of the Chav

Anatomy of the Chav

Article 1, Headwear.
Typically the chav will wear either a baseball cap and/or hoodie. For the yanks and europoors among us, that is a hooded jumper or tracksuit.
Article 2, Bling.
In order to attract a mate* a chav will wear as much shiny fake gold as it is possible to move it. It is not shown on this filthy pleb as it is concealed by his burberry tracksuit.
Article 3, The tracksuit.
The most ubiquitous of Chav clothing, typically sportswear or other tasteless crap from high street clothing stores.
Article 4, The trainers.
No chav is complete without a pair of ridiculously overpriced sports trainers, these are an extension of the bling mentioned in article 2.
Article 5, The slouch.
Very rarely you will ever encounter a Chav walking or standing normally, they are always either doing some kind of moronic swagger that looks like they have defecated themselves or they are just blind drunk at 9 in the morning. They prop themselves up on lampposts, walls, windows and other street furniture to maintain their balance and to "LOOK FOOKIN 'ARD"

*A mate can both refer to a spawning partner and an acquaintance who will help you kick old lady's heads in.

Comparisons may be drawn between Chav dialect and the particular version of Orkish found in Warhammer 40,000.
Here is an example of such an accent.

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Another interesting thing to note is what Chav stands for, much debate among pseudo-intellectuals on wikipedia and the guardian tries to dispel the idea that it stands for Council Housed and Violent, but anyone with any first hand experience of such degenerate creatures will know that the acronym is entirely correct.

Chav reproduction.
Little is known about just how Chavs manage to replicate themselves in such large numbers but several credible scientists have again drawn comparison to the Orks of Warhammer 40,000. They reproduce their sheer numbers as a part of their perculiar biology in which they are actually a form of sentient fungal xenos that when killed releases thousands of spores into the air which will eventually grow into other individual orks. The hypothesis is that when a Chav and a Chavette come into contact in the Dole queue, they release the corresponding halves of their spores into the air which combine to produce infectious particles, capable of mutating otherwise pleasant schoolchildren into yet more of their disgusting ilk.
The counter point is that by constantly feeding them benefits they are able to spend all day fornicating and as they are too stupid to use contraception they reproduce at a rate comparable to rodents.

This information has been brought to you by the Campaign for the Extermination of all Chav Inbred Lifeforms.
Or CECIL.


For more information on how to properly counter the virulent threat of the chav menace, please keep your eyes peeled for the update to the Original Post.

This...is magnificent.

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Oh, oh god. . .

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>tfw American ghettos have class compared to the UK

feels weird mang

There are English ghettos?

That third fight is outside Buckingham Palace.

Ah London I've seen my fair share of chavs on London buses.
Playing their music out loud at the back until a black guy comes on and they shut up and turn their phones off. lol

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>tfw American ghettos have class compared to the UK

feels weird mang

There are English ghettos?

That third fight is outside Buckingham Palace.

Maybe not technically ghettos but shitty neighborhoods.

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I was implying it's all shit

Not hearing "Bitch! AH not my weave!" makes England seem even weirder.

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oh my head that is horrid

This is quite possibly one of the best threads ever made on this site. 

OI! U MAKIN FOON OF ME WIT DIS THRED M8? LETS FOOKIN RUMBLE M8 IM DA SIKKEST BLOKE U WILL EVA MEET

If you though Chavs were bad...

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I find this extremely offensive and against my culture. I'm reporting you and you will be removed from the mod team.


Have a nice day fgt.

I find this extremely offensive and against my culture. I'm reporting you and you will be removed from the mod team.


Have a nice day fgt.

I saw you on Xbox Live the other day.

Your gamertag is: XxxButtHurtAllDayxxX

I find this extremely offensive and against my culture. I'm reporting you and you will be removed from the mod team.


Have a nice day fgt.

I saw you on Xbox Live the other day.

Your gamertag is: XxxButtHurtAllDayxxX

I saw you too xxIsukdiksxx

I find this extremely offensive and against my culture. I'm reporting you and you will be removed from the mod team.


Have a nice day fgt.

I saw you on Xbox Live the other day.

Your gamertag is: XxxButtHurtAllDayxxX

I saw you too xxIsukdiksxx

>Trying this hard

Wow, I heard Chavs were horrible, but not this bad.

Least you don't have a parliament like Ukraine's

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Least you don't have a parliament like Ukraine's

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That sounds like a great team-building exercise

So am I to understand that Chavs are comparable to wiggers?

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This is my favorite thread I've seen so far.

So am I to understand that Chavs are comparable to wiggers?

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This is my favorite thread I've seen so far.

Somewhat >.>

I'd say they are more akin to rednecks without guns.

So am I to understand that Chavs are comparable to wiggers?

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This is my favorite thread I've seen so far.

Wiggers are usually affluent suburban white kids that act ghetto because they think it's cool.

I'd be more inclined to say these people are more comparable to the actual ghetto folk.

Nice paid actors.

Chavs don't exist.

My cousin is a Canadian chav it sounds like. You were spot on with the describing.