When you use it:

25% chance of a hooker appearing in front of you willing to do whatever your first three requests are. Additional "tricks" are $20 a piece.

25% chance of a quarter bag of good weed

25% chance of a awesome party, in your honor, appearing in the next room you go in.

10% chance of an 8 ball of coke

10% chance of two pornstars appearing in your room to give you the best night of your life

1% chance of 2 million dollars

1% chance of an angry baby momma demanding child support appearing

1% chance a night in New York paid for and escorted by an A-list celebrity of your choice

1% chance of HIV

.05% chance of an angry boyfriend/girlfriend beating your ass on TMZ for screwing their significant other. 

.05% chance nothing happens


Do you use it, or do you give it to another user.  Specify who.

obv I use it

Quote from: SecondClass on June 25, 2016, 07:28:36 PM

obv I use it

What are you shooting for?

the quarter is most realistic (25% chance), but a night in NYC with Winona would be life changing

Nope, not using it.

Ok. Who's getting it?

I would give it to secondclass under the condition I get 1 million if he somehow wins the 2 mill