<_<get a bed you poor nub
Quote from: True Turquoise on July 01, 2015, 01:36:17 AM<_<get a bed you poor nubwhat do you think i have?MONEY?
Usually those things are pretty thick to avoid stuff like that from happening.You have a cheapo one or something?
I'll sleep on the floor tonight too so you're not alone man
water beds
Pop his hymen in revenge.
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2015, 02:20:05 AMPop his hymen in revenge.The cat would probably have to pop Verbs first.
fun fact: it's pretty Not Fun to wake up hoping to have a good day only to find that you're in a puddle of Cat Piss
one time my cat started shitting and pissing on my bed constantly so we not only had to throw out the mattress, but get rid of the bed frame itself because she just wouldn't stop pissing on me while i slept
You asked for a fml moment. It's simplicity itself. But it always gets me.That feel when you step down, and you feel the pressure point on your shoe. The pressure breaks, you feel your foot continue going down. You feel that intrusion through the sole of your shoe. It's cold. This all happens in a very, very long second of realization.Your foot hits the ground.Oh hey, the pain arrived.What's that. I stepped on some nails. I can feel them poking out the top of my foot. I close my eyes, and I sigh, silently asking, why god, why.
Quote from: Spingo Crungus on July 01, 2015, 02:11:04 AMone time my cat started shitting and pissing on my bed constantly so we not only had to throw out the mattress, but get rid of the bed frame itself because she just wouldn't stop pissing on me while i sleptoh goshI feel so bad for laughing at thisI'm sorry Gull ;~;I hope your nights are waste free
Gull
Quote from: Fruit on July 01, 2015, 02:25:58 AMQuote from: Spingo Crungus on July 01, 2015, 02:11:04 AMone time my cat started shitting and pissing on my bed constantly so we not only had to throw out the mattress, but get rid of the bed frame itself because she just wouldn't stop pissing on me while i sleptoh goshI feel so bad for laughing at thisI'm sorry Gull ;~;I hope your nights are waste freenah it was over a year ago, not long after i moved into this housei guess it was foreshadowing that my senior year of high school was going to be Piss and Shitbut alsoQuote from: Fruit on July 01, 2015, 02:25:58 AMGullwho the fucki'm spingo here
Quote from: Sandtrap on July 01, 2015, 02:24:44 AMYou asked for a fml moment. It's simplicity itself. But it always gets me.That feel when you step down, and you feel the pressure point on your shoe. The pressure breaks, you feel your foot continue going down. You feel that intrusion through the sole of your shoe. It's cold. This all happens in a very, very long second of realization.Your foot hits the ground.Oh hey, the pain arrived.What's that. I stepped on some nails. I can feel them poking out the top of my foot. I close my eyes, and I sigh, silently asking, why god, why.YouTube
But, speaking of cats Verb.You know how the 360 has touch activated buttons? Not actual buttons?Well, I have a fat cat who knows this.So every time fat cat walks by, fat cat's fat rolls either hit the eject button. Or the off button. Sometimes, fat cat likes to lay down, and will occassionally stretch, reaching out casually to one of the buttons and pressing it. It is now a reflex of mine to secure fat cat to my lap as soon as I see her near the xbox.
Quote from: Sandtrap on July 01, 2015, 02:29:23 AMBut, speaking of cats Verb.You know how the 360 has touch activated buttons? Not actual buttons?Well, I have a fat cat who knows this.So every time fat cat walks by, fat cat's fat rolls either hit the eject button. Or the off button. Sometimes, fat cat likes to lay down, and will occassionally stretch, reaching out casually to one of the buttons and pressing it. It is now a reflex of mine to secure fat cat to my lap as soon as I see her near the xbox.ive had this happen mid game. fucking cat.
cat popped my air mattress
