Can you prove you are not an NSA agent?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 16, 2015, 07:31:38 PM

Can I?

Can anyone?

October 16, 2015, 07:33:10 PM

Pretty sure I'd have lost my job by now if I was

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · October 16, 2015, 07:33:33 PM

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Kernel Kraut · October 16, 2015, 07:34:43 PM

I've never shot a dog. Is that good enough?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 16, 2015, 07:35:43 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on October 16, 2015, 07:34:43 PM

I've never shot a dog. Is that good enough?

or have you?

If you were one, isn't this exactly what you would say?

Kernel Kraut · October 16, 2015, 07:37:11 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 16, 2015, 07:35:43 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on October 16, 2015, 07:34:43 PM
I've never shot a dog. Is that good enough?
or have you?

If you were one, isn't this exactly what you would say?

If I were one, I'd sign my posts with my kill count. I'd also tally them on my guns.

Jim · October 16, 2015, 07:37:21 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · October 16, 2015, 07:38:38 PM

Quote from: Jim on October 16, 2015, 07:37:21 PM

wow another shit thread brought to you by Charlie

kill yourself

You first

gats · October 16, 2015, 07:39:33 PM

I'd totally abuse my powers if I were, that's problem the reason why I'd never get hired to be one. Although that kinda implies nsa agents don't abuse their powers which they probably do but we can't do shit about it, GCHQ here in the UK is even worse with London being the most surveillanced city in the world or Europe I dunno 100% but I have nothing to hide so I should be okay right? WRONG I DO have stuff to hide. Lol joke, I'm going to stop typing now k thanks bye

Saleem · October 16, 2015, 07:39:34 PM

Watching people over the internet sounds boring.

Jim · October 16, 2015, 07:41:41 PM

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Casper · October 16, 2015, 07:41:55 PM

Protip
I cant

MyNameIsCharlie · October 16, 2015, 07:42:32 PM

Quote from: Jim on October 16, 2015, 07:41:41 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 16, 2015, 07:38:38 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 16, 2015, 07:37:21 PM
wow another shit thread brought to you by Charlie

kill yourself

You first
no

no, I insist. You go first

gats · October 16, 2015, 07:45:10 PM

Quote from: Casper on October 16, 2015, 07:41:55 PM

tip

ok

Aether · October 16, 2015, 07:45:37 PM

Can you prove you didn't DDoS the site last year.

N/A · October 16, 2015, 07:45:47 PM

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Cadenza has moved on · October 16, 2015, 07:47:00 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 16, 2015, 07:45:47 PM

I talk to Edward Snowden often.

Can you prove Snowden isn't NSA? ;^)

🍁 Aria 🔮 · October 16, 2015, 10:07:11 PM

Das can vouch for me, and he's definitely not an NSA agent after #Loligate2015

The Lord Porch · October 16, 2015, 10:13:05 PM

You can just trust me

Kiwicake · October 16, 2015, 10:19:54 PM

Because watching other people is for NERDS

R o c k e t · October 16, 2015, 10:26:10 PM

Quote from: Jim on October 16, 2015, 07:37:21 PM

wow another shit thread brought to you by Charlie

kill yourself

Lol

Epsira · October 16, 2015, 10:27:53 PM

I can't. I also can't prove I'm not part of Anonymous or Stormfront either.

Sandtrap · October 16, 2015, 10:49:06 PM

If you gave me access to all of your personal information I could prove to you that I am, indeed, not an NSA agent.

Zonda · October 17, 2015, 01:07:30 AM

Great cake recipies guys, I'll be sure to cook some of these for the family over the next week!

Epsira · October 17, 2015, 01:25:37 AM

Quote from: Zonda on October 17, 2015, 01:07:30 AM

Great cake recipies guys, I'll be sure to cook some of these for the family over the next week!

I really wish I was stuffing myself with these delicious bastards

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