Can you live in a storage building?

Lord Starch · May 22, 2015, 08:35:28 PM

You know those buildings where you can store stuff if you rent a storage room? Can you live in those without someone saying anything? I'm looking to move out but cant afford an appartment. Still thinking about how to wash my body.

R o c k e t · May 22, 2015, 08:36:44 PM

I don't think they'd let you do that

Lord Starch · May 22, 2015, 08:41:06 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 22, 2015, 08:36:44 PM

I don't think they'd let you do that

Are you sure? I think I can pull it off for at least a year.

Jocephalopod · May 22, 2015, 08:53:01 PM

Ive done it before so I'll give you a brief rundown.

They have motion sensors in the majority of the rooms when the door or whatever the fuck is closed.

You're going to need a box around the size of the room itself to stay inside and make sure not to make any significant noises during the period of time the employees are patrolling the place.

If you have a pet, put a box within the box and have it shit and piss in the corner on some absorbent sheet. Dispose of these sheets at least once a week. And if anyone one asks, your storage room is full of senior citzen lavatory supplies

Ásgeirr · May 22, 2015, 08:54:32 PM

thats amusing

Batch · May 22, 2015, 08:58:14 PM

Ender · May 22, 2015, 09:12:29 PM

I was actually thinking about this stuff the other day.

It would suck if you had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night tho.

Casper · May 22, 2015, 09:19:30 PM

Prolly, but it gets really hot in them.