Can you figure out this riddle?

Mr. Psychologist · August 30, 2015, 08:48:39 AM

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Answers in spoilers please.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · August 30, 2015, 08:55:27 AM

polar bears are already white you dumb nigger

Zonda · August 30, 2015, 08:57:45 AM

I've seen this one before, but I forgot the answer, and I seem to have lost every trace of problem solving ability I once had before I finished school.

Ingy · August 30, 2015, 08:59:45 AM

Give me a hint

Mox · August 30, 2015, 09:00:11 AM

Spoiler

The answer is either 'no' or it's pressure, which applies to all of those in some way, but the question is "can you guess the riddle?" So I could either choose 'no' or 'pressure'..... No, and pressure are my two answers, I remember this from awhile ago.

Luke · August 30, 2015, 09:07:36 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 30, 2015, 08:59:45 AM

Give me a hint

no

Ingy · August 30, 2015, 09:11:30 AM

Quote from: Luke on August 30, 2015, 09:07:36 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 30, 2015, 08:59:45 AM
Give me a hint
no

Fuck off Gestapo

Verbatim · August 30, 2015, 09:17:47 AM

Spoiler

Well, if I'm to answer the last question honestly, I'd have to say no, I can't <_<

Ingy · August 30, 2015, 09:30:15 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 30, 2015, 09:17:47 AM

Spoiler
Well, if I'm to answer the last question honestly, I'd have to say no, I can't <_<

Yet

DAS B00T x2 · August 30, 2015, 10:23:10 AM

Spoiler

Yes

Spoiler

Our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka.

She became an existential object for our sins.

velox · August 30, 2015, 10:26:09 AM

Ásgeirr · August 30, 2015, 10:27:29 AM

Thought the title said 'Can our fingers cuddle'

>.>

Nexus · August 30, 2015, 10:47:01 AM

The answer is Jesus. Every answer is Jesus.

Jocephalopod · August 30, 2015, 10:52:00 AM

big dog · August 30, 2015, 11:23:26 AM

N/A · August 30, 2015, 11:28:12 AM

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Ásgeirr · August 30, 2015, 11:30:52 AM

Quote from: Keksuit on August 30, 2015, 11:28:12 AM

Quote from: e.e on August 30, 2015, 10:27:29 AM
Thought the title said 'Can our fingers cuddle'

>.>
NSFW

t-this is not okay

Chakas · August 30, 2015, 12:53:02 PM

Spoiler

GLOBAL WARMING

Kitsune 狐 · August 30, 2015, 01:08:17 PM

oh and this

is it a pimple, because Polar bear skin is actually black... The fur is just white

DAS B00T x2 · August 30, 2015, 01:09:13 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 30, 2015, 01:08:17 PM

Is it a pimple, because Polar bear skin is actually black... The fur is just white

That doesn't even begin to make sense for half of them, deary.

🂿 · August 30, 2015, 01:10:29 PM

Spoiler

This is stupid.

Mr. Psychologist · August 30, 2015, 03:27:49 PM

Luke comes in First place and Verby in Second, Third Place goes to Das because God is the other acceptable answer.

Mr. Psychologist · August 30, 2015, 03:42:54 PM

Quote from: Luke on August 30, 2015, 09:07:36 AM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 30, 2015, 08:59:45 AM
Give me a hint
no

Winner!

Second Place to Verb for an elaborative answer, Third to Das for choosing the other correct option.
Pressure is a meh kind of answer, because you can't exactly look at it.

Mr. Psychologist · August 30, 2015, 03:44:10 PM

I haven't been drinking, it's just been a long day at work and I forgot I posted ITT already.

GG

Septy · August 30, 2015, 03:44:45 PM

I don't get it

DAS B00T x2 · August 30, 2015, 03:45:16 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 30, 2015, 03:42:54 PM

Quote from: Luke on August 30, 2015, 09:07:36 AM
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on August 30, 2015, 08:59:45 AM
Give me a hint
no

Winner!

Second Place to Verb for an elaborative answer, Third to Das for choosing the other correct option.
Pressure is a meh kind of answer, because you can't exactly look at it.

I've never seen someone pressure cook some pancakes either.

Mr. Psychologist · August 30, 2015, 03:46:35 PM

Quote from: Septy on August 30, 2015, 03:44:45 PM

I don't get it

You can't answer the riddle because there is no answer, so the only correct answers are either 'no, I can't' or 'God' because god can do anything.

Septy · August 30, 2015, 03:48:10 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 30, 2015, 03:46:35 PM

Quote from: Septy on August 30, 2015, 03:44:45 PM
I don't get it
You can't answer the riddle because there is no answer, so the only correct answers are either 'no, I can't' or 'God' because god can do anything.

DAS B00T x2 · August 30, 2015, 03:49:41 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 30, 2015, 03:46:35 PM

Quote from: Septy on August 30, 2015, 03:44:45 PM
I don't get it
You can't answer the riddle because there is no answer, so the only correct answers are either 'no, I can't' or 'God' because god can do anything.

The final line of the riddle asks if you can guess at the answer. Anyone can make a guess, so yes is also the answer.

Mr. Psychologist · August 30, 2015, 03:53:53 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 30, 2015, 03:49:41 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 30, 2015, 03:46:35 PM
Quote from: Septy on August 30, 2015, 03:44:45 PM
I don't get it
You can't answer the riddle because there is no answer, so the only correct answers are either 'no, I can't' or 'God' because god can do anything.
The final line of the riddle asks if you can guess at the answer. Anyone can make a guess, so yes is also the answer.

no