NSFW gayest thing you've done?

Ender · February 25, 2016, 03:48:53 PM

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>I kiss him and call him a phaggot while laughing

I love playing pranks on my friends.

rC · February 25, 2016, 03:50:08 PM

Quote from: Icy on February 25, 2016, 01:15:27 PM

Quote from: Black Ass Spiderman on February 25, 2016, 09:24:59 AM
Uh
I've sent dick pics to a guy before

Aren't you, like, 12?

OT: I've done none of the above

not only are you a faggot, but a liar too?

velox · February 25, 2016, 04:53:59 PM

I'm jealous of six people now

February 25, 2016, 04:56:04 PM

A straight dude cuddled me while drunk.

Winy · February 25, 2016, 04:58:52 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 25, 2016, 08:42:13 AM

Just probably the amount of time I spend staring at nearly naked guys smh

Winy · February 25, 2016, 04:59:22 PM

"Wow, amazing insertions.

Crazy lats, this dude's physique is out of control!"

N/A · February 25, 2016, 05:09:02 PM

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velox · February 25, 2016, 05:12:47 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on February 25, 2016, 05:09:02 PM

Quote from: Velox on February 25, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
I'm jealous of six people now
if you're ever in Florida, we can fix that.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yu · February 25, 2016, 07:37:33 PM

Quote from: NariesXcummies on February 25, 2016, 09:08:08 AM

Quote from: Yu on February 25, 2016, 08:59:49 AM
I still have yet to try that plug set, I need to get on that, but uh, fantasizing having sex with my best friend and masturbating to that I guess, also spooning with him.
I'm flattered

You're not my best friend, and we've never met IRL, go away spaghetti spiller.

The Hån · February 25, 2016, 07:55:49 PM

i shoved a hotdog up my butt as i said no homo.

i am karjala takaisin · February 25, 2016, 07:56:48 PM

i'll admit i've jerked it 2 some gay shit before

Ghost Guy · February 25, 2016, 09:29:21 PM

I've tried jerking it to gay stuff before... it's just not really my thing.
That being said my friends and I have done very, very gay things.

Ian · February 25, 2016, 09:32:42 PM

>Zen
>In FL

No....that's not true....THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on February 25, 2016, 05:09:02 PM

If you're ever in Florida, we can fix that.

N/A · February 25, 2016, 09:56:58 PM

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Ian · February 25, 2016, 10:08:07 PM

Whoops, for whatever reason I kept thinking that for some reason. Sorry, didn't mean too.

Regardless.....WAGGH, FL?!

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on February 25, 2016, 09:56:58 PM

I'm not Gasai, I'm zen. You're mixing your spics up.

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Yu · February 25, 2016, 10:18:52 PM

tfw I'll never hangout with Zen

Ghost Guy · February 25, 2016, 10:20:28 PM

Quote from: Yu on February 25, 2016, 10:18:52 PM

tfw I'll never hangout with Zen

Not with that attitude you won't.

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Yu · February 25, 2016, 10:28:14 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on February 25, 2016, 10:22:48 PM

Quote from: Yu on February 25, 2016, 10:18:52 PM
tfw I'll never hangout with Zen
We can meet up in Mexico after Trump deports us.

Good idea, I need some faggot bros to hangout with.

Ian · February 25, 2016, 10:50:07 PM

>Literally only an hour and a half away from Kissimmee.

*Shivers*

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on February 25, 2016, 10:10:36 PM

Yeah, the Alachua/Marion area.

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Ian · February 25, 2016, 10:58:05 PM

We can meet up and goof off but my butt is reserved for truly special individuals, unfortunately you don't make the cut.

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on February 25, 2016, 10:53:25 PM

Wanna meet up and fuck?

Yu · February 25, 2016, 11:04:32 PM

tfw you will never penetrate Zen's angus

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Ian · February 25, 2016, 11:31:19 PM

No.

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on February 25, 2016, 11:06:33 PM

It's because of all the "Ai is a man" comments, isn't it?

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Naru · February 25, 2016, 11:37:39 PM

um... like, probably turn down several flirting attempts from women just from being socially inept..

Solonoid · February 26, 2016, 12:21:15 AM

I've had gay sex before.

I just made out with a dude five minutes ago.

Dietrich Six · February 26, 2016, 09:52:01 AM

Quote from: Solonoid on February 26, 2016, 12:21:15 AM

I've had gay sex before.

I just made out with a dude five minutes ago.

Fucking gaaaaay

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