Can Fat Men Write Love Songs Too?

Nexus · October 19, 2014, 03:39:12 PM

I was listening to Arctic Monkeys' Do I Wanna Know, and I started thinking about if a fat male wrote this. Would people still enjoy it as much? I mean, if a fat woman wrote it, it would just be "Hur dur junk in the trunk" and all the big ladies would love it because it would make them feel accepted.

What if it was a male who wrote those type of songs? Would people still like them as much knowing that some heavy set guy is singing a love song to them?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 19, 2014, 03:40:31 PM

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Flee · October 19, 2014, 03:43:02 PM

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The Lord Slide Rule · October 19, 2014, 03:46:13 PM

Quote from: Flee on October 19, 2014, 03:43:02 PM

Relevant: not really his own song, but still rather nice.

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IZ was the man.

🂿 · October 19, 2014, 03:50:36 PM

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.

Kinder Graham · October 19, 2014, 03:52:43 PM

Fat people love Mountain Dew, so yes

rC · October 19, 2014, 04:16:00 PM

Fat people are disgusting and degenerate, so I'd assume that no one wants their love.

The Waifu Master · October 19, 2014, 04:16:42 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:16:00 PM

Fat people are disgusting and degenerate, so I'd assume that no one wants their love.

That's not true.
I want your bum, RC.

rC · October 19, 2014, 04:19:04 PM

Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:16:42 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:16:00 PM
Fat people are disgusting and degenerate, so I'd assume that no one wants their love.
That's not true.
I want your bum, RC.

What, are you fat or something? If you are, I might have to purge again.

Aether · October 19, 2014, 04:20:02 PM

The Waifu Master · October 19, 2014, 04:20:52 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:19:04 PM

Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:16:42 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:16:00 PM
Fat people are disgusting and degenerate, so I'd assume that no one wants their love.
That's not true.
I want your bum, RC.
What, are you fat or something? If you are, I might have to purge again.

I'm calling you fat, fgt.

rC · October 19, 2014, 04:28:01 PM

Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:20:52 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:16:42 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:16:00 PM
Fat people are disgusting and degenerate, so I'd assume that no one wants their love.
That's not true.
I want your bum, RC.
What, are you fat or something? If you are, I might have to purge again.
I'm calling you fat, fgt.

I'm anorexic, asshole.

The Waifu Master · October 19, 2014, 04:28:31 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:28:01 PM

Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:16:42 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:16:00 PM
Fat people are disgusting and degenerate, so I'd assume that no one wants their love.
That's not true.
I want your bum, RC.
What, are you fat or something? If you are, I might have to purge again.
I'm calling you fat, fgt.
I'm anorexic, asshole.

No u

Flee · October 19, 2014, 04:33:34 PM

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rC · October 19, 2014, 04:38:49 PM

Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:28:31 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:28:01 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 19, 2014, 04:16:42 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 19, 2014, 04:16:00 PM
Fat people are disgusting and degenerate, so I'd assume that no one wants their love.
That's not true.
I want your bum, RC.
What, are you fat or something? If you are, I might have to purge again.
I'm calling you fat, fgt.
I'm anorexic, asshole.
No u

Ex-fucking-actly

Korra · October 19, 2014, 04:52:55 PM

Can love bloom in the battlefield?

RadicalClass32 · October 19, 2014, 04:54:01 PM

I'm assuming they can.

But when it comes to a relationship with a fat guy, no one wins...

The Lord Slide Rule · October 19, 2014, 04:54:38 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 19, 2014, 04:52:55 PM

Can love bloom in the battlefield?

Does war ever change?

Korra · October 19, 2014, 04:55:10 PM

Quote from: SexyPiranha on October 19, 2014, 04:54:38 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 19, 2014, 04:52:55 PM
Can love bloom in the battlefield?
Does war ever change?

war never changes.

The Waifu Master · October 19, 2014, 05:00:41 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 19, 2014, 04:55:10 PM

Quote from: SexyPiranha on October 19, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 19, 2014, 04:52:55 PM
Can love bloom in the battlefield?
Does war ever change?
war never changes.

It's said war - war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road... has reached its end.