Buttholes are kind of like Chinese finger torture devices

Loaf · March 16, 2019, 03:49:20 PM

I was just sitting on my floor reading The Inferno by Dante and I'm not wearing pants, so my butt hole was gaping open and sucking in air. And I got the idea to see if I could lightly stick my finger up my butt and then pull it out again, but my sphincter closed on the tip of my finger. I thought about how buttholes are kind of like those chinese finger torture devices they sell at party stores.

big dog · March 16, 2019, 04:36:47 PM

Stop posting.

Casper · March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM

That's why you have to use a lot of lube

Loaf · March 16, 2019, 04:44:51 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM

That's why you have to use a lot of lube

Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?

XSEAN · March 16, 2019, 08:29:10 PM

Quote from: Fedorekd on March 16, 2019, 04:36:47 PM

Stop posting.

Jim · March 16, 2019, 10:02:56 PM

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velox · March 17, 2019, 07:50:03 AM

What is this? An actually funny Loaf post?

i am karjala takaisin · March 17, 2019, 08:27:45 PM

this is actually top-tier copypasta material

MarKhan · March 18, 2019, 06:24:55 AM

D E E P

Ásgeirr · March 18, 2019, 10:47:46 AM

miight wanna get that checked you fucking weirdo

Loaf · March 18, 2019, 08:51:48 PM

Quote from: Jim on March 16, 2019, 10:02:56 PM

Loaf, Only Theatre of Pain is amazing, I'm pissed I slept on it for so long.

No dip, dude! I can't believe you're just now finding this out.

Casper · March 18, 2019, 09:03:42 PM

Quote from: Loaf on March 16, 2019, 04:44:51 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?

Ye buddy, just tell me when and where

Loaf · March 19, 2019, 06:51:50 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 18, 2019, 09:03:42 PM

Quote from: Loaf on March 16, 2019, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where

CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.

Casper · March 19, 2019, 10:09:58 PM

Quote from: Loaf on March 19, 2019, 06:51:50 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 18, 2019, 09:03:42 PM
Quote from: Loaf on March 16, 2019, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.

Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Coomer · March 19, 2019, 11:00:51 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 19, 2019, 10:09:58 PM

Quote from: Loaf on March 19, 2019, 06:51:50 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 18, 2019, 09:03:42 PM
Quote from: Loaf on March 16, 2019, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Yeah
For your sex life

Casper · March 20, 2019, 01:20:08 AM

Quote from: A Handful Of Nothing on March 19, 2019, 11:00:51 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 19, 2019, 10:09:58 PM
Quote from: Loaf on March 19, 2019, 06:51:50 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 18, 2019, 09:03:42 PM
Quote from: Loaf on March 16, 2019, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Yeah
For your sex life

No, no that died a long time ago

Coomer · March 20, 2019, 01:51:18 AM

Quote from: Casper on March 20, 2019, 01:20:08 AM

Quote from: A Handful Of Nothing on March 19, 2019, 11:00:51 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 19, 2019, 10:09:58 PM
Quote from: Loaf on March 19, 2019, 06:51:50 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 18, 2019, 09:03:42 PM
Quote from: Loaf on March 16, 2019, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 16, 2019, 04:38:06 PM
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Yeah
For your sex life
No, no that died a long time ago

This truly is a sarrowful life