Brendan Fraser replaced with Tom Cruise for Mummy reboot

big dog · November 28, 2015, 05:51:11 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3332742/Who-needs-young-gun-Tom-Cruise-53-choice-replace-Brendan-Fraser-46-Mummy-reboot.html

NO!

This can't be happening. They completely shaft Brendan, an incredible actor who, unfortunately, has a fading, failing career, in favour of fucking Tom Cruise. Brendan is a younger, better looking and more talented actor.

Isn't the whole point to choose a younger actor?

Tom Cruise is 53, Brendan is 46.

That's a difference of 7 years.

SEVEN.

THAT'S PRACTICALLY TEN.

TOM CRUISE IS OVER HALF A CENTURY OLD AND THEY STILL PICK HIM TO DO ADVENTURE FILMS OVER BRENDAN FRASER WHO IS STILL IN HIS PRIME.

FUCK THIS.

Ingy · November 28, 2015, 05:54:22 PM

Nice

Thun · November 28, 2015, 05:55:08 PM

he's ;literally a fckin midget, fuck him

Thun · November 28, 2015, 05:55:53 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on November 28, 2015, 05:54:22 PM

Nice

im gonna drown you in the tub the next time we bathe together

Jocephalopod · November 28, 2015, 05:56:15 PM

door should audition

big dog · November 28, 2015, 05:56:27 PM

Quote from: Thunder on November 28, 2015, 05:55:08 PM

he's ;literally a fckin midget, fuck him

Can you imagine that fucking manlet faggot pulling off a scene like this?

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big dog · November 28, 2015, 05:56:43 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on November 28, 2015, 05:54:22 PM

Nice

Fuck you you stupid cunt.

Thun · November 28, 2015, 05:58:06 PM

Quote from: Fedorekd™ on November 28, 2015, 05:56:27 PM

Quote from: Thunder on November 28, 2015, 05:55:08 PM
he's ;literally a fckin midget, fuck him
Can you imagine that fucking manlet faggot pulling off a scene like this?

jesus christ, they're totally gonna re-write that character, i just fuckin know it

big dog · November 28, 2015, 05:59:37 PM

REMINDER THAT BRENDAN FRASER ONCE DIED AND YET IS STILL ALIVE TODAY. THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY YOU WANT IN YOUR MOVIE.

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Ingy · November 28, 2015, 06:00:58 PM

Quote from: Thunder on November 28, 2015, 05:55:53 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on November 28, 2015, 05:54:22 PM
Nice
im gonna drown you in the tub the next time we bathe together

I'm going to drown you with my dick

Jono · November 28, 2015, 06:02:43 PM

Is Benni gonna come back

big dog · November 28, 2015, 06:03:14 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 28, 2015, 06:02:43 PM

Is Benni gonna come back

What's the point if Brendan isn't there?

Turkey · November 28, 2015, 06:03:52 PM

Quote

the Internet Movie Data Base revealed that the reboot follows Navy Seal Tyler Colt, likely Tom's part, on a mission to find terrorists hiding in a bunker in the Iraqi desert.

The terrorists turn out be grave robbers who have all mysteriously died in the bunker. Tyler and his team soon realize the bunker is actually a centuries-old tomb before they also succumb to some strange force. Tyler is the only one who gets out alive

For fuck's sake.

Jono · November 28, 2015, 06:03:54 PM

Quote from: Fedorekd™ on November 28, 2015, 06:03:14 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 28, 2015, 06:02:43 PM
Is Benni gonna come back
What's the point if Brendan isn't there?

So the film could at least have some dignity to it

Girl of Mystery · November 28, 2015, 06:04:03 PM

They should cast Jonah Hill instead

big dog · November 28, 2015, 06:05:21 PM

Quote from: Lemon x Naru on November 28, 2015, 06:04:03 PM

They should cast Jonah Hill instead

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.

Girl of Mystery · November 28, 2015, 06:07:57 PM

This is like Cory in the House without Kyle Massey

It's wrong on multiple levels

Turkey · November 28, 2015, 06:10:11 PM

Is this even a reboot? It's just a Tom Cruise movie about mummies.

TB · November 28, 2015, 06:10:59 PM

gats · November 28, 2015, 06:15:56 PM

I hate Tom Cruise. I avoid all movies he's in

Girl of Mystery · November 28, 2015, 06:17:55 PM

Quote from: gatsby on November 28, 2015, 06:15:56 PM

I hate Tom Cruise. I avoid all movies he's in

Rogue Nation was pretty good though

Jim · November 28, 2015, 06:21:06 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · November 28, 2015, 06:41:01 PM

And the theme of remaking brilliant films with shitty new plots and meh actors continues.

I really hope we get a movie industry crash soon.

But that's not likely to happen when omggggg more superhero films xddddddddddd
dedpool
superman vs batman
batman vs ww2 russia
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fucking shite.

Girl of Mystery · November 28, 2015, 06:43:25 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 28, 2015, 06:41:01 PM

But that's not likely to happen when omggggg more superhero films xddddddddddd
dedpool

umm, shut up

big dog · November 28, 2015, 06:43:41 PM

We need to get a kickstarter going to save Brendan's career. If we all pitch in a fiver we can save him.

Spartan · November 28, 2015, 06:44:39 PM

shit is officially fucked up

Mr. Psychologist · November 28, 2015, 06:45:35 PM

Quote from: Lemon x Gatsby on November 28, 2015, 06:43:25 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 28, 2015, 06:41:01 PM
But that's not likely to happen when omggggg more superhero films xddddddddddd
dedpool
umm, shut up

no

When they start doing good WW2 films again, then I will.

Girl of Mystery · November 28, 2015, 06:46:33 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 28, 2015, 06:45:35 PM

Quote from: Lemon x Gatsby on November 28, 2015, 06:43:25 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 28, 2015, 06:41:01 PM
But that's not likely to happen when omggggg more superhero films xddddddddddd
dedpool
umm, shut up
no

When they start doing good WW2 films again, then I will.

Deadpool movie first

Then it can crash

Mr. Psychologist · November 28, 2015, 06:47:33 PM

Quote from: Lemon x Gatsby on November 28, 2015, 06:46:33 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 28, 2015, 06:45:35 PM
Quote from: Lemon x Gatsby on November 28, 2015, 06:43:25 PM
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 28, 2015, 06:41:01 PM
But that's not likely to happen when omggggg more superhero films xddddddddddd
dedpool
umm, shut up
no

When they start doing good WW2 films again, then I will.
Deadpool movie first

Then it can crash

Fine fine, as long as it all goes down in flames i'll be happy.

Assassin 11D7 · November 28, 2015, 06:52:53 PM

The real monster is whatever executive approved of this.