NSFW Misconceptions about sex

Arren | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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“I’ve become skeptical of the unwritten rule that just because a boy and girl appear in the same feature, a romance must ensue. Rather, I want to portray a slightly different relationship, one where the two mutually inspire each other to live - if I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.”
What a tiny average. I'm WAAAAAY above it.
Nobody will ever take my virginity! I WILL BECOME THE GRANDMASTER WIZARD.
Not before I, I have already learned to manipulate fire, it won't be long before the elements themselves are subject to my whim! There can only be one Hargen! One grandmaster wizard!


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
What a tiny average. I'm WAAAAAY above it.
Nobody will ever take my virginity! I WILL BECOME THE GRANDMASTER WIZARD.
Not before I, I have already learned to manipulate fire, it won't be long before the elements themselves are subject to my whim! There can only be one Hargen! One grandmaster wizard!

Are you both prepared to challenge Nichola Tesla? He mastered lightening and died never knowing the touch of a woman.


Arren | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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“I’ve become skeptical of the unwritten rule that just because a boy and girl appear in the same feature, a romance must ensue. Rather, I want to portray a slightly different relationship, one where the two mutually inspire each other to live - if I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.”
What a tiny average. I'm WAAAAAY above it.
Nobody will ever take my virginity! I WILL BECOME THE GRANDMASTER WIZARD.
Not before I, I have already learned to manipulate fire, it won't be long before the elements themselves are subject to my whim! There can only be one Hargen! One grandmaster wizard!

Are you both prepared to challenge Nichola Tesla? He mastered lightening and died never knowing the touch of a woman.
I believe he was last seen in the netherworld using his necromancy powers to build a fully functional HAARP machine and rule the mortal planes of existence. If he shows up, we're probably screwed.


snee0rp | Heroic Posting Rampage
 
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What a tiny average. I'm WAAAAAY above it.
Nobody will ever take my virginity! I WILL BECOME THE GRANDMASTER WIZARD.
Not before I, I have already learned to manipulate fire, it won't be long before the elements themselves are subject to my whim! There can only be one Hargen! One grandmaster wizard!

Are you both prepared to challenge Nichola Tesla? He mastered lightening and died never knowing the touch of a woman.
Yes, but did he regularly attempt to summon demonic octopuses from the void and drop them on unsuspecting people?
I THINK NOT

TESLA, YOUR PIGEONS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY OCTOPUSES AND SIX FOOT TALL DOGS
YOUR GHOSTLY DAYS ARE NUMBERED