Quote from: Sandtrap on November 19, 2014, 10:32:25 AMQuote from: Legit 8-Bit on November 19, 2014, 10:27:25 AMI have this story I always tell.>be me>like fourteen or someshit (end of summer right before 8th grade)>have to take the dog out like a faggot>realize my brother and his friend are watching slenderman videos>lightbulb.jpg>I'll slam my fucking hand on his widow to scare the shit out of him>herewego.gif>bang>bang>ba-SHATTER>BARE HAND GOES THROUGH FUCKING PAPER THIN WINDOW>Blood. Everywhere. Deep ass cut on my right thumb (pic related)>run as fast as I can to the back porch where my mom is, she heard the glass break and my brother screaming>get driven off to the emergency room immediately>mfwThe doctors couldn't stitch it together or cauterize it. All of the other cuts on my arm were minuscule so only a couple of band aids were needed, whereas my thumb was wrapped in four layers of gauze for the next two to three weeks. Also had to wear a sling to school to keep my arm elevated.no ragretsI bet that stung like a bitch didn't it?Stung would be an understatement, my friend.On top of that, before we went to the ER, my mom took me into this clinic that could patch people up before going to the hospital. They gave me this painkiller and gauze but when they heard my mom didn't have the insurance they supported, they took off the fucking gauze and sent us on our way with my still bleeding thumb.Gotta love Florida.
Quote from: Legit 8-Bit on November 19, 2014, 10:27:25 AMI have this story I always tell.>be me>like fourteen or someshit (end of summer right before 8th grade)>have to take the dog out like a faggot>realize my brother and his friend are watching slenderman videos>lightbulb.jpg>I'll slam my fucking hand on his widow to scare the shit out of him>herewego.gif>bang>bang>ba-SHATTER>BARE HAND GOES THROUGH FUCKING PAPER THIN WINDOW>Blood. Everywhere. Deep ass cut on my right thumb (pic related)>run as fast as I can to the back porch where my mom is, she heard the glass break and my brother screaming>get driven off to the emergency room immediately>mfwThe doctors couldn't stitch it together or cauterize it. All of the other cuts on my arm were minuscule so only a couple of band aids were needed, whereas my thumb was wrapped in four layers of gauze for the next two to three weeks. Also had to wear a sling to school to keep my arm elevated.no ragretsI bet that stung like a bitch didn't it?
I have this story I always tell.>be me>like fourteen or someshit (end of summer right before 8th grade)>have to take the dog out like a faggot>realize my brother and his friend are watching slenderman videos>lightbulb.jpg>I'll slam my fucking hand on his widow to scare the shit out of him>herewego.gif>bang>bang>ba-SHATTER>BARE HAND GOES THROUGH FUCKING PAPER THIN WINDOW>Blood. Everywhere. Deep ass cut on my right thumb (pic related)>run as fast as I can to the back porch where my mom is, she heard the glass break and my brother screaming>get driven off to the emergency room immediately>mfwThe doctors couldn't stitch it together or cauterize it. All of the other cuts on my arm were minuscule so only a couple of band aids were needed, whereas my thumb was wrapped in four layers of gauze for the next two to three weeks. Also had to wear a sling to school to keep my arm elevated.no ragrets
Told a girl that I just wanted to be friends when she told me that she told her friends that we were "dating" (we were both like 12 years old).Her dad's a millionaire that races Porsches and she's extremely hot. If I could go back in time and correct that mistake I would.
Quote from: Legit 8-Bit on November 19, 2014, 10:36:19 AMQuote from: Sandtrap on November 19, 2014, 10:32:25 AMQuote from: Legit 8-Bit on November 19, 2014, 10:27:25 AMI have this story I always tell.>be me>like fourteen or someshit (end of summer right before 8th grade)>have to take the dog out like a faggot>realize my brother and his friend are watching slenderman videos>lightbulb.jpg>I'll slam my fucking hand on his widow to scare the shit out of him>herewego.gif>bang>bang>ba-SHATTER>BARE HAND GOES THROUGH FUCKING PAPER THIN WINDOW>Blood. Everywhere. Deep ass cut on my right thumb (pic related)>run as fast as I can to the back porch where my mom is, she heard the glass break and my brother screaming>get driven off to the emergency room immediately>mfwThe doctors couldn't stitch it together or cauterize it. All of the other cuts on my arm were minuscule so only a couple of band aids were needed, whereas my thumb was wrapped in four layers of gauze for the next two to three weeks. Also had to wear a sling to school to keep my arm elevated.no ragretsI bet that stung like a bitch didn't it?Stung would be an understatement, my friend.On top of that, before we went to the ER, my mom took me into this clinic that could patch people up before going to the hospital. They gave me this painkiller and gauze but when they heard my mom didn't have the insurance they supported, they took off the fucking gauze and sent us on our way with my still bleeding thumb.Gotta love Florida.it was already on your finger. What were they gonna do, reuse it?