Biggest mistake you've ever made?

BrenMan 94 · November 19, 2014, 12:39:34 PM

Told a girl that I just wanted to be friends when she told me that she told her friends that we were "dating" (we were both like 12 years old).

Her dad's a millionaire that races Porsches and she's extremely hot. If I could go back in time and correct that mistake I would.

Naru · November 19, 2014, 12:40:44 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 12:36:56 PM

Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 12:29:15 PM
Getting my flower cut by a bad gardener.
Metaphor?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yu · November 19, 2014, 12:41:04 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 18, 2014, 08:31:14 PM

I fapped with hot sauce once.

Habanero?

Naru · November 19, 2014, 12:42:26 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 19, 2014, 12:41:04 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 18, 2014, 08:31:14 PM
I fapped with hot sauce once.
Habanero?

Tapatio, because he's such a pleb

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 12:47:03 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 19, 2014, 12:41:04 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 18, 2014, 08:31:14 PM
I fapped with hot sauce once.
Habanero?

Ghost.

Yu · November 19, 2014, 12:47:19 PM

Quote from: Naru on November 19, 2014, 12:42:26 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 19, 2014, 12:41:04 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 18, 2014, 08:31:14 PM
I fapped with hot sauce once.
Habanero?
Tapatio, because he's such a pleb

Damn Honkeys, can't even use a proper sauce to get the job done.

Yu · November 19, 2014, 12:47:48 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 12:47:03 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 19, 2014, 12:41:04 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 18, 2014, 08:31:14 PM
I fapped with hot sauce once.
Habanero?
Ghost.

Damn son, you went all out.

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 12:51:27 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 19, 2014, 12:47:48 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 12:47:03 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on November 19, 2014, 12:41:04 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 18, 2014, 08:31:14 PM
I fapped with hot sauce once.
Habanero?
Ghost.
Damn son, you went all out.

Nicht Kleckern sondern Klotzen!

RomanGladiator · November 19, 2014, 02:04:15 PM

1. Choosing History as my major is by far the worst decision I have ever made in my life. Basically I wanted something easy so I didn't have to work hard in college and would have more time for video games. Now after searching for seven months there isn't a single job I can do, hoping I die in an accident because life is meaningless anyways.

2. Not accepting the mindless assembly job I was offered last week and accepting my fate as a mindless drone.

Jive Turkey · November 19, 2014, 03:53:06 PM

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Monica Monica

Jive Turkey · November 19, 2014, 03:55:06 PM

Trying to post on mobile is tough that was my biggest mistake.

Meant to say "Monica Monica" to a quote of my niqqa romangladiators name

PIXLEsauce · November 19, 2014, 04:00:01 PM

Trying to hit on this one girl

Super Irish · November 19, 2014, 04:24:08 PM

Mis-hearing someone.

Thought I heard someone say "Jeremy Kyle (Kinda like Dr Phil for Bongs I think...) got cancelled", and naturally I replied:

And then it went quiet in the class very quickly while this person just stared at me like I was a psycho, and I said "What? His show is terrible, it's good it won't be on anymore."

Took a full fucking week until I found out she'd said "Jeremy Kyle got cancer"...queue my immediate apology to said girl.

Another one, a lot less funny and far more depressing is fucking it up with my (so far) only girlfriend. Still friends, but it's not the same anymore and that just makes it worse.

Korra · November 19, 2014, 05:07:40 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 12:36:56 PM

Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 12:29:15 PM
Getting my flower cut by a bad gardener.
Metaphor?

Yep.

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 05:38:09 PM

Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 05:07:40 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 12:36:56 PM
Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 12:29:15 PM
Getting my flower cut by a bad gardener.
Metaphor?
Yep.

Look at the bright side, now when you do find the right one, you don't have to worry about leaving blood on the backseat of his car.

Kinder Graham · November 19, 2014, 05:38:58 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM

Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.

wut

True Turquoise · November 19, 2014, 05:39:59 PM

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Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut

tuW

Kinder Graham · November 19, 2014, 05:40:41 PM

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Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:38:58 PM
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Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW

y u almo do dat tru?

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 05:41:30 PM

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Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?

Well this is gonna get dark again...

True Turquoise · November 19, 2014, 05:42:56 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 05:41:30 PM

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Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:38:58 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?
Well this is gonna get dark again...

no. It's okay.

Kinder Graham · November 19, 2014, 05:43:10 PM

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Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:38:58 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?
Well this is gonna get dark again...

I have a flashlight

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 05:43:26 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 19, 2014, 05:42:56 PM

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Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:40:41 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 19, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:38:58 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?
Well this is gonna get dark again...
no. It's okay.

Good doggy. Here's a bone.

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 05:43:50 PM

Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:43:10 PM

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Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:40:41 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 19, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:38:58 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?
Well this is gonna get dark again...
I have a flashlight

Why did I read that as fleshlight...

True Turquoise · November 19, 2014, 05:44:01 PM

Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:40:41 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 19, 2014, 05:39:59 PM
Quote from: Kinder on November 19, 2014, 05:38:58 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: Taci7urn on November 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM
Attempted suicide.
wut
tuW
y u almo do dat tru?

It wasn't like me trying to, I just did something stupid. That's all.

i am karjala takaisin · November 19, 2014, 05:45:11 PM

not teaching my aggron dig in emerald

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 05:45:47 PM

Quote from: Ember on November 19, 2014, 05:45:11 PM

not teaching my aggron dig in emerald

You got lost in Victory Road, didn't you?

i am karjala takaisin · November 19, 2014, 05:46:12 PM

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Quote from: Ember on November 19, 2014, 05:45:11 PM
not teaching my aggron dig in emerald
You got lost in Victory Road, didn't you?

no

you need dig to catch any of the regis

Korra · November 19, 2014, 06:04:20 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 05:38:09 PM

Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 05:07:40 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 12:36:56 PM
Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 12:29:15 PM
Getting my flower cut by a bad gardener.
Metaphor?
Yep.
Look at the bright side, now when you do find the right one, you don't have to worry about leaving blood on the backseat of his car.

Two things:

1. Really...? Backseat of a car?

2. I already find someone cool.

DAS B00T x2 · November 19, 2014, 06:06:20 PM

Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 06:04:20 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 05:38:09 PM
Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 05:07:40 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 19, 2014, 12:36:56 PM
Quote from: Korra on November 19, 2014, 12:29:15 PM
Getting my flower cut by a bad gardener.
Metaphor?
Yep.
Look at the bright side, now when you do find the right one, you don't have to worry about leaving blood on the backseat of his car.
Two things:

1. Really...? Backseat of a car?

2. I already find someone cool.

My analysis of Hollywood expectations of romance tell me that such a place is typical of a couple's first time, usually when parked on a hill overlooking their town.

Also, I've got legit sheep pelts on my back bench.

Juuzou · November 19, 2014, 10:07:41 PM

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