Here's a joke for you all to ruin your reputations with.....

Chakas · March 10, 2015, 03:28:58 PM

T4R. Warning: The following joke may contain significant amounts of offensive material and/or sexually arousing properties....

Spoiler

Be careful where you use this joke. You might just make people dislike you. I recommend using it online only.

Elegiac · March 10, 2015, 03:30:44 PM

I could probably get away with that, the real question is: would I want to?

Ender · March 10, 2015, 03:30:48 PM

well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....

More Than Mortal · March 10, 2015, 03:31:00 PM

Is that it? Really?

I once had my wife walk in on me fucking our daughter. I honestly don't know what surprised her the most. . . The fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the hospital had let me keep the stillborn.

Mat Cauthon · March 10, 2015, 03:31:40 PM

challengerX · March 10, 2015, 03:35:43 PM

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Luke · March 10, 2015, 03:39:17 PM

that was weak

Jono · March 10, 2015, 03:40:58 PM

I expected something worse than that

Elegiac · March 10, 2015, 03:41:53 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on March 10, 2015, 03:30:48 PM

well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....

You could say:

Q: What's the hardest part of walking over a field of dead babies?

A: The dead babies get all slippery because of the huge amounts of female ejaculatory fluid that I am discharging due to my ridiculously high level of sexual arousal and subsequent constant orgasming. Because I find the dead babies sexually exciting.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 10, 2015, 03:43:07 PM

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Elegiac · March 10, 2015, 03:45:16 PM

Quote from: S\ash on March 10, 2015, 03:43:07 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 10, 2015, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on March 10, 2015, 03:30:48 PM
well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....
You could say:

Q: What's the hardest part of walking over a field of dead babies?

A: The dead babies get all slippery because of the huge amounts of female ejaculatory fluid that I am discharging due to my ridiculously high level of sexual arousal and subsequent constant orgasming. Because I find the dead babies sexually exciting.
well then

this is just not what I expected when I opened this thread

I think it's very no-nonsense.

Girl of Mystery · March 10, 2015, 05:14:42 PM

Did you discover the Internet last week?