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Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


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Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Do you know that they did?


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Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Do you know that they did?
Do you know that they existed?


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Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Do you know that they did?
Do you know that they existed?

Oh, so I can't operate in the hypothetical too?


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Why wouldn't they have belly buttons?


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Why wouldn't they have belly buttons?
You know how a belly button comes to be?

Now theyre supposedly the first people. Think about it


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Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Do you know that they did?
Do you know that they existed?

Oh, so I can't operate in the hypothetical too?
Not even a little


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
It says "dumbass" in the bible


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Why wouldn't they have belly buttons?
You know how a belly button comes to be?

Now theyre supposedly the first people. Think about it
Belly buttons are pretty low on the list of problematic implications of adult humans springing into existence fully formed and I don't know how you can really point to that as the bit that's implausible

tl;dr because magic


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Because it's their bootyholes


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Why say you? Because the world was made perfect but Guiron entered it!



And with his savage blade head he gorged Adam and Eve in the stomach! Not even the celestial couple‘s pterodactyl could stand in his way!



Heartbroken, with their stomachs gorged through and through, Adam realized that only by sacrificing Goat Man could order be restored to the universe. Late one night, Adam found Goat Man lurking in the shadows, completely unaware:

 

And drinking peacefully:



Adam ambushed!



Meanwhile Guiron grew weary...



And goat man was having a bad day. Satan got to him before Adam could:



Adam, perplexed, decided to fight Guiron on his own. Calling upon John Cena:



The mighty warrior picked Guiron up and plunged him into the ground, head first:



Goatman lived happily ever after in heaven, with the Koopas...




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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Why say you? Because the world was made perfect but Guiron entered it!



And with his savage blade head he gorged Adam and Eve in the stomach! Not even the celestial couples teradactly could stand in his way!



Heartbroken, with their stomachs gorged through and through, Adam realized that only by sacrificing Goat Man could order be restored to the universe. Late one night, Adam found Goat Man lurking in the shadows, completely unaware:

 

And drinking peacefully:



And he ambushed!



Meanwhile Guiron grew weary...



And goat man was having a bad day. Satan got to him before Adam could:



Adam, perplexed, decided to fight Gamera on his own. Calling upon John Cena:



The mighty warrior picked Guiron up and plunged him into the ground, head first:



Goatman lived happily ever after with the Koopas...





The fucking hell is this


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Why say you? Because the world was made perfect but Guiron entered it!



And with his savage blade head he gorged Adam and Eve in the stomach! Not even the celestial couples teradactly could stand in his way!



Heartbroken, with their stomachs gorged through and through, Adam realized that only by sacrificing Goat Man could order be restored to the universe. Late one night, Adam found Goat Man lurking in the shadows, completely unaware:

 

And drinking peacefully:



And he ambushed!



Meanwhile Guiron grew weary...



And goat man was having a bad day. Satan got to him before Adam could:



Adam, perplexed, decided to fight Gamera on his own. Calling upon John Cena:



The mighty warrior picked Guiron up and plunged him into the ground, head first:



Goatman lived happily ever after with the Koopas...





The fucking hell is this
I don't know but I fucking love it.


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