Bet you Christians can't answer this.

Zonda · December 02, 2015, 01:54:42 PM

God made niggas in his own image remember, so he might have had one, or saw a flat belly/outie and gone "lmao that shit's too weird fam, here's a small indent.

Winy · December 02, 2015, 01:55:13 PM

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Ásgeirr · December 02, 2015, 01:58:06 PM

God has a bellybutton fetish

Solonoid · December 02, 2015, 01:59:08 PM

Quote from: Baha on December 02, 2015, 01:41:25 AM

Why wouldn't they have belly buttons?

Belly buttons are a result of the umbilical cord being severed and sealed at birth.

People who were grown, or instantaneously made, wouldn't have one.

But of course nobody would know whether or not they did.

Korra · December 02, 2015, 02:07:37 PM

Mon-keighs.

December 02, 2015, 02:19:37 PM

Quote from: Santa Sol on December 02, 2015, 01:59:08 PM

Quote from: Baha on December 02, 2015, 01:41:25 AM
Why wouldn't they have belly buttons?
Belly buttons are a result of the umbilical cord being severed and sealed at birth.

People who were grown, or instantaneously made, wouldn't have one.

But of course nobody would know whether or not they did.

There's no reason the belly button would be the one thing that couldn't be magicked into existence.

"This impossible thing doesn't seem consistent with reality"
this is my unsurprised face

Solonoid · December 02, 2015, 02:21:50 PM

Quote from: Baha on December 02, 2015, 02:19:37 PM

Quote from: Santa Sol on December 02, 2015, 01:59:08 PM
Quote from: Baha on December 02, 2015, 01:41:25 AM
Why wouldn't they have belly buttons?
Belly buttons are a result of the umbilical cord being severed and sealed at birth.

People who were grown, or instantaneously made, wouldn't have one.

But of course nobody would know whether or not they did.
There's no reason the belly button would be the one thing that couldn't be magicked into existence.

"This impossible thing doesn't seem consistent with reality"
this is my unsurprised face

I'm certainly not supporting this flawgic, I just figured you were genuinely asking.

December 02, 2015, 02:22:32 PM

Quote from: Santa Sol on December 02, 2015, 02:21:50 PM

I'm certainly not supporting this flawgic, I just figured you were genuinely asking.

Oh, I get you

R o c k e t · December 02, 2015, 05:24:22 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 02, 2015, 01:20:20 PM

>the bible

not even once

66 times every day

RomanGladiator · December 02, 2015, 05:29:18 PM

They can't explain how one fish and one loaf of bread can feed thousands either. 'Cause magic.

velox · December 02, 2015, 05:56:01 PM

I'm not a Christian, but IIRC they actually don't, but most depictions shows them with belly buttons anyway because relatability or whatever

sorta like Jesus is always shown as a white dude despite being probably looking middle eastern when/if he lived way back when

Kiwicake · December 02, 2015, 05:57:18 PM

Check

Mate

m8s

velox · December 02, 2015, 06:02:25 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on December 02, 2015, 05:57:18 PM

Check

Mate

m8s

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R o c k e t · December 02, 2015, 06:13:32 PM

I am now an Atheist. Batch's superior intellect has proved all scripture wrong.

Batch · December 02, 2015, 06:36:56 PM

Quote from: Jolly Rocket on December 02, 2015, 06:13:32 PM

I am now an Atheist. Batch's superior intellect has proved all scripture wrong.

Then my work here is done.