Best pickup lines

Jester · January 05, 2015, 11:58:15 AM

You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.

Mr. Psychologist · January 05, 2015, 11:59:20 AM

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.

Kinder Graham · January 05, 2015, 12:00:21 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Turn the fuck around
I'm going in dry

Ender · January 05, 2015, 12:00:37 PM

One of my friends on B.net said this once in a thread and said it worked:

"You smell like trash, can I take you out?”

kek

The Lord Ruler · January 05, 2015, 12:00:43 PM

You're like my pinky toe; small, cute, and I'll probably be banging you on my coffee table later tonight.

clum clum · January 05, 2015, 12:02:12 PM

I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and I together.

Kinder Graham · January 05, 2015, 12:04:49 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 05, 2015, 11:59:20 AM

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.

This will fail. For one, you live in the UK so it's impossible to get a hold of a gun. If you're in America, well somebody would have already shot you

clum clum · January 05, 2015, 12:06:07 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 05, 2015, 12:04:49 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 05, 2015, 11:59:20 AM
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.
This will fail. For one, you live in the UK so it's impossible to get a hold of a gun. If you're in America, well somebody would have already shot you

It's far from impossible to get a gun in the UK .-.

Mr. Psychologist · January 05, 2015, 12:06:37 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 05, 2015, 12:04:49 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 05, 2015, 11:59:20 AM
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.
This will fail. For one, you live in the UK so it's impossible to get a hold of a gun. If you're in America, well somebody would have already shot you

>taking a joke this seriously

Kinder Graham · January 05, 2015, 12:07:24 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 05, 2015, 12:06:37 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 05, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 05, 2015, 11:59:20 AM
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.
This will fail. For one, you live in the UK so it's impossible to get a hold of a gun. If you're in America, well somebody would have already shot you
>taking a joke this seriously

>thinking im being serious
>taking my bait

Mr. Psychologist · January 05, 2015, 12:08:45 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 05, 2015, 12:07:24 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 05, 2015, 12:06:37 PM
Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 05, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 05, 2015, 11:59:20 AM
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.
This will fail. For one, you live in the UK so it's impossible to get a hold of a gun. If you're in America, well somebody would have already shot you
>taking a joke this seriously
>thinking im being serious
>taking my bait

*yawn*

slayingold · January 05, 2015, 12:19:24 PM

Ey gurl, are we playing fetch? Cuz I keep running back to you ;3