Best and Worst Things of Grocery Shopping.

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The best part is obviously buying foods.
The worst part is making a list and actually going grocery shopping.
What usually happens is that I plan on going to the grocery store on one night and then it doesn't happen until a day or two later. There was one time I put it off for a while week and managed to live off of hardly any food.

What are your horror stories, or am I just a derderder?



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I live at home. My parents do the shopping.


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The true horror story is how expensive food is


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The true horror story is how expensive food is
True story bro!


 
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when i was young i would pick random shit off shelves and drop them into other peoples trolleys.
one time i put these expensive belgian chocolates into this couples trolley, i saw them at the checkout and they were looking at the chocolates whilst shaking their heads. it was fucking hilarious


 
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I know when i live by myself I'm just going to eat fast food lol


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The best part is getting out of the house for a little while.

The worst part is still being underage so I can't buy beer without a supervisor.
Last Edit: May 12, 2015, 09:26:22 PM by Ushan


 
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Worst part is waiting in a long ass line at 1 register when there's like 10 other registers that could be open.

Another thing is that in some stores the aisles are too damn small and there will be like 50 people in the same aisle.


 
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Worst part is waiting in a long ass line at 1 register when there's like 10 other registers that could be open.

Another thing is that in some stores the aisles are too damn small and there will be like 50 people in the same aisle.

I hate small grocery isle they are the bane of my existence. Especially if they're filled with niggerfaggots that don't get out of my way.
The best part is getting out of the house for a little while.

The worst part is still being underage so I can't by beer without a supervisor.
Oh the times of not being able to buy alcohol... As much as it sucks enjoy your underage youth because you can get away with so much more than an adult.

I know when i live by myself I'm just going to eat fast food lol
You will get very fat and be very broke very quickly!

when i was young i would pick random shit off shelves and drop them into other peoples trolleys.
one time i put these expensive belgian chocolates into this couples trolley, i saw them at the checkout and they were looking at the chocolates whilst shaking their heads. it was fucking hilarious
I would have died laughing and gotten myself busted.


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I live at home. My parents do the shopping.
My mom would drag me to the supermarket with her anyways.

It was win-win though because Ralph's fried chicken was the bomb.

The only time I would be happy to go with my mom to the grocery store was if she would actually get me what I wanted to eat... which happened rarely and usually she would just leave me at home lmao.


 
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living on my own and on a short budget has conditioned me to become a very frugal shopper at the grocery store. i only buy items that i absolutely need, i only buy anything else if it's on sale


 
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When I need to take a shit and I have to use the grocery store restroom. Wait that's any public bathroom.


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It annoys me when people form a wall down aisles as if they are oblivious to others or they form up just to chat with friends.  Like damn, blocking the main aisle way with 3 carts and 5 friends makes you douche bags. 

Also, men try starting random small talk with me like they want my dick.  Though that only really bothers me usually when it catches me off guard or I'm in a pissed off mood.


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The best part is holding a pack of oreos in your hand and realizing that you have all the ability of an adult to buy it.


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Old people dying, little kids crying, all the crap im buying ;_______;


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I wish I could just order food off of Amazon and have it delivered the same day.

That's how much of a lazy ass I am when it comes to Grocery Shopping.


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I wish I could just order food off of Amazon and have it delivered the same day.

That's how much of a lazy ass I am when it comes to Grocery Shopping.
Oneline food shopping is a thing you know.


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I wish I could just order food off of Amazon and have it delivered the same day.

That's how much of a lazy ass I am when it comes to Grocery Shopping.
Oneline food shopping is a thing you know.

How long does shipping take?


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I wish I could just order food off of Amazon and have it delivered the same day.

That's how much of a lazy ass I am when it comes to Grocery Shopping.
Oneline food shopping is a thing you know.

How long does shipping take?
I don't know about America, but it'll either come the same day or the next day here.
Supermarkets are in abundance and generally close by.


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I wish I could just order food off of Amazon and have it delivered the same day.

That's how much of a lazy ass I am when it comes to Grocery Shopping.
Oneline food shopping is a thing you know.

How long does shipping take?
I don't know about America, but it'll either come the same day or the next day here.
Supermarkets are in abundance and generally close by.

Yes I know. I'm just a lazy fuck because Murrica.