Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2015, 11:24:11 PM

The single greatest benefit of being straight-edge is that paremts fucking love you.

"Oh, you don't drink, smoke or party? You're a good influence on our daughter."

too true

Except you'll never get to hear them say that, because girls don't want to be with boring people

You have it flipped around. You're the one who obsesses over drugs and gets mad whenever someone makes the personal choice to use them.

Quote from: Verbatim on December 09, 2015, 10:42:26 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 09, 2015, 10:41:36 PM

I wonder if Verbatim is actually like this in real life or if he's that really quiet awkward kid

aren't you like

15

Aren't you like 2O, virgin, jobless, and living at your parents' house?

>thinking any of this matters

You'll grow up one day.

Everyone I've ever met has generally had good things to say about me not drinking or smoking or doing drugs.

It was fun drinking and smoking when I first came to uni but now I've just chilled out and it's way more relaxing lol


I'd rather drink tea or blackccurrant squash

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 10, 2015, 12:10:25 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 09, 2015, 10:42:26 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 09, 2015, 10:41:36 PM

I wonder if Verbatim is actually like this in real life or if he's that really quiet awkward kid

aren't you like

15

Aren't you like 2O, virgin, jobless, and living at your parents' house?

>thinking any of this matters

You'll grow up one day.

Lol
How does it feel to be literally nowhere further in life than I am?

Lol
How does it feel to be literally nowhere further in life than I am?

You're no further in life than I am. Virginity means absolutely nothing, jobs mean absolutely nothing. You're probably going to end up staying at your parent's place as well.

You're not special. You're a loser. Just like everybody else.

You're still at that age where you still think any of this matters, but one day you'll grow up and realize nobody could give a fuck how "far in life" you are. To them, you're nothing. To the universe, you're nothing. In reality, you are nothing. More than likely, you're going to die and be forgotten the next day.

But please, continue thinking that virginity loss is a real accomplishment. If it helps you sleep better at night.

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 10, 2015, 07:12:37 AM

Lol
How does it feel to be literally nowhere further in life than I am?

You're no further in life than I am. Virginity means absolutely nothing, jobs mean absolutely nothing. You're probably going to end up staying at your parent's place as well.

You're not special. You're a loser. Just like everybody else.

You're still at that age where you still think any of this matters, but one day you'll grow up and realize nobody could give a fuck how "far in life" you are. To them, you're nothing. To the universe, you're nothing. In reality, you are nothing. More than likely, you're going to die and be forgotten the next day.

But please, continue thinking that virginity loss is a real accomplishment. If it helps you sleep better at night.

damn I'm glad bungle has a cringe thread.

Ha. I win, slick.

I don't even have to say anything and people get pissed at me.

You're the one who said that you're better because you're older

Where did I say this?

oh yeah

i never did

You're 2O fucking years old
You would expect someone who's 2O would at least make some progress in life

No, you wouldn't. No 20-year-old in the last hundred years has ever made any progress in life. What the fuck is "progress in life" anyway? You define it as "having sex, having a job, and moving out".

Why is that "progress," little boy? Please tell me how any of those things are real accomplishments.

They're not.

But seeing how much you insult me and yet you're pretty much at the same level as me, that's pretty sad

Everyone is at the same level as everyone.

'O'

Where did I say this?

oh yeah

i never did

You pretty much implied it with your entire post

No, you wouldn't. No 20-year-old in the last hundred years has ever made any progress in life. What the fuck is "progress in life" anyway? You define it as "having sex, having a job, and moving out".

Why is that "progress," little boy? Please tell me how any of those things are real accomplishments.

Progress is actually being able to support yourself and actually having some accomplishments

I would expect you to have a job and actually take care of yourself
You know, having some adult responsibilities instead of spending your days online telling everyone how much better you are than them
 

Everyone is at the same level as everyone.

You know
I would just type lol and leave it at that but your ego might actually mistaken it for a win

Everyone is at the same level as everyone else?

Is that why you constantly belittle eveyone and tell them how much better you are?
Is that why you keep trying to insult me for being younger when you're literally no better?

Good one Verb

I would expect you to have a job and actually take care of yourself
You know, having some adult responsibilities instead of spending your days online telling everyone how much better you are than them

I consider the fact that I'm in college, my veganism, and the fact that I'm straight-edge to be accomplishments on a small scale.

Expecting a 20 year old to be able to take care of him or herself in this day and age is unreasonable. 21 or 22, maybe.
But not 20.
 

Is that why you constantly belittle eveyone and tell them how much better you are?
Is that why you keep trying to insult me for being younger when you're literally no better?

Good one Verb

I AM better than you. That doesn't mean we're not on the same level.

funny, as my brother is 20 and already has a wife, two kids, a well paying job, and his wife owns a farm.

>two kids
>owns a farm

So he's an evil piece of shit, just like you.

Great accomplishments.

Quote from: challengerX on December 10, 2015, 10:10:39 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 10, 2015, 10:00:49 AM

No 20-year-old in the last hundred years has ever made any progress in life.

The fuck

Name me one 20-year-old who has cured cancer, ended world hunger, or done anything on that level.

THAT'S progress.

Not fucking sticking your cock inside of someone.

Nobody of any age has done that you fart knocker.