Being asexual is LITERALLY the soundest financial decision you can make

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I hate you, I really, really do
i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.

You're playing life on easy mode mate. Try not only having 0 affection from any living thing but being detested instead. FOR 28 YEARS. 


feels bad man, I'll probably get off the wild ride soon.


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I hate you, I really, really do
get a motorbike.
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Can literally say that about any mode of mechanised transport. inb4 edgy reply about a 5mph steam train or some shit, you know what I mean you silly goose.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
get a motorbike.
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Can literally say that about any mode of mechanised transport. inb4 edgy reply about a 5mph steam train or some shit, you know what I mean you silly goose.
They can always explode due to pressure issues.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).
As Fruitkin, your usage of the word "grapes" is extremely triggering and problematic
You can't be bigoted against grapekin because there are more of them.
Um, wow.

Way to trivialise grapekin struggles, this is exactly why grapekin are STILL not taken seriously or are constantly the victims of microaggressions
Uh no, grapekin can't be discrimated against. They're the men of the fruitkin genderstream.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.
If you become a sociopath too that's not really a problem anymore.
can someone diagnose me then
By the power vested in me by onlinedoctorate.com, I hereby pronounce you sociopathic asexual. May good tidings be with you, traveler.


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hey
I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).
As Fruitkin, your usage of the word "grapes" is extremely triggering and problematic
You can't be bigoted against grapekin because there are more of them.
Um, wow.

Way to trivialise grapekin struggles, this is exactly why grapekin are STILL not taken seriously or are constantly the victims of microaggressions
Uh no, grapekin can't be discrimated against. They're the men of the fruitkin genderstream.
frist of all how dare yo u


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I hate you, I really, really do
I feel as if I have lost control of this thread.


 
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The Rage....
i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.
If you become a sociopath too that's not really a problem anymore.
can someone diagnose me then
By the power vested in me by onlinedoctorate.com, I hereby pronounce you sociopathic asexual. May good tidings be with you, traveler.
sleep tight pupper!


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

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👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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get a motorbike.
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Can literally say that about any mode of mechanised transport. inb4 edgy reply about a 5mph steam train or some shit, you know what I mean you silly goose.
You can but driving a motorcycle in traffic like on a busy road or highway is far more dangerous to the user than a  driver in a car. If you're going 20 in a car and you hit somebody in the side you and the other person(s) are most likely going to walk away from it. With a motorcycle on the other hand hits something going 20 or gets hit by someone going that you can easily get fucked up. Unlike a car you're going to get ejected from the vehicle you were using or it's going to end up sliding with you underneath it.


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I feel as if I have lost control of this thread.

That implies you once had any.