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Article: the Tinder of street fighting.

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Imagine if members of Fight Club didn’t have to talk about Fight Club because they had smartphones.

Imagine if Tinder users swiped right not to hook up, but throw punches.

This is Rumblr – “Meet. Fight. Conquer” its tagline – and its development team says it’s a real thing.

“We have raised relatively substantial funding from private American investors and the app is fully developed,” an unnamed spokesperson for Rumblr told nydailynews.com.

The app offers “casualty-free casual fighting for free,” borrowing smartphone dating technology to match complete strangers for love at first fight.

Users get a profile pic and list their stats, including “MMA specialty,” to potential matches.

“Pro-tip: Tell your match what you don’t like about their picture,” the website reads.

A chat function allows users to “heat up” after arranging a fight and a filter for female and group fights. They can also broadcast fights’ location so others can gawk – or perhaps become accessories to – the action.

Pictured: A pro-tip being put into action.


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So just as stupid as Tinder then.


 
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Finally, a dating app I'd use.
You misread it, it says Rumblr, not Grindr.
Is my name Kupo?


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i love how he just casually opens with "your face is pissing me off. wanna throw down?"
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“Pro-tip: Tell your match what you don’t like about their picture,” the website reads.
The face is a sure thing... but if they have feet in the picture, go for the feet!


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Rockets on my X
Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.


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Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.


 
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Rockets on my X
Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.

I'd rather not dispense pain on critters doing their own thing. Just on people who ask for it.


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- korrie
Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.

I'd rather not dispense pain on critters doing their own thing. Just on people who ask for it.
Yeah...and you would get mauled anyway. Become a cop?


 
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Rockets on my X
Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.

I'd rather not dispense pain on critters doing their own thing. Just on people who ask for it.
Yeah...and you would get mauled anyway. Become a cop?

I wouldn't trust myself with a gun. Besides. You don't put folks with potential mental issues in the shoes of a police officer.


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Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.

I'd rather not dispense pain on critters doing their own thing. Just on people who ask for it.
Yeah...and you would get mauled anyway. Become a cop?

I wouldn't trust myself with a gun. Besides. You don't put folks with potential mental issues in the shoes of a police officer.
Okay then. A boxer?


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Rockets on my X
Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.

I'd rather not dispense pain on critters doing their own thing. Just on people who ask for it.
Yeah...and you would get mauled anyway. Become a cop?

I wouldn't trust myself with a gun. Besides. You don't put folks with potential mental issues in the shoes of a police officer.
Okay then. A boxer?

I wouldn't legally be allowed to grab the nearest heavy object and use it on the opponent. Or do anything truly terrible to them. No. One of the many uppity sacks of shit that inhabits the townspace I'm in would do fine.



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Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.

I'd rather not dispense pain on critters doing their own thing. Just on people who ask for it.
Yeah...and you would get mauled anyway. Become a cop?

I wouldn't trust myself with a gun. Besides. You don't put folks with potential mental issues in the shoes of a police officer.
Okay then. A boxer?

I wouldn't legally be allowed to grab the nearest heavy object and use it on the opponent. Or do anything truly terrible to them. No. One of the many uppity sacks of shit that inhabits the townspace I'm in would do fine.
Okay. Then become the Batman.


 
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Rockets on my X
Not gonna lie. Some nights I feel like jumping somebody.
That's brutal.

It's irritating. I need an excuse to fight. I've got my morals, of course, about making things unpleasant for people. Something I tend to stay away from and not actively participate in.

But every now and then, I could use somebody who's asking for it. No morals standing in the way, I could unchain everything on them.
You're Canadian, fight a Kodiak Bear.

I'd rather not dispense pain on critters doing their own thing. Just on people who ask for it.
Yeah...and you would get mauled anyway. Become a cop?

I wouldn't trust myself with a gun. Besides. You don't put folks with potential mental issues in the shoes of a police officer.
Okay then. A boxer?

I wouldn't legally be allowed to grab the nearest heavy object and use it on the opponent. Or do anything truly terrible to them. No. One of the many uppity sacks of shit that inhabits the townspace I'm in would do fine.
Okay. Then become the Batman.

If only.


 
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Definitely below a 6/10


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if you do fuck with him though, rate his dog badly


Definitely below a 6/10
hahaha below 6 what a punk bitch