How faggots review beers:L: Amber with little headS: A lot of apricot, as expectedT: Sweet and a bit medicinal. Not a huge fan.F: Nice and crispO: I feel like this is a very nice pale ale that someone accidentally spilled a bunch of apricot syrup in. I'm not opposed to fruit-augmented beer in principle, but this one is a bit of a mess. There just isn't enough beer to keep up with the apricot, so it ends up tasting like a bad malt soda. A brew of historical interest for New Englanders, it's not really worth much on its own merit.How Das reviews beers:This is pretty nice. Fruity. Cool. I'll drink more of this.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 11, 2016, 08:12:22 PMHow faggots review beers:L: Amber with little headS: A lot of apricot, as expectedT: Sweet and a bit medicinal. Not a huge fan.F: Nice and crispO: I feel like this is a very nice pale ale that someone accidentally spilled a bunch of apricot syrup in. I'm not opposed to fruit-augmented beer in principle, but this one is a bit of a mess. There just isn't enough beer to keep up with the apricot, so it ends up tasting like a bad malt soda. A brew of historical interest for New Englanders, it's not really worth much on its own merit.How Das reviews beers:This is pretty nice. Fruity. Cool. I'll drink more of this.I don't even know what those fuckin letters mean, all I know is that two beers that can be described similarly can taste way different, so I try to use some detail.
Quote from: Simon on December 11, 2016, 08:45:28 PMQuote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 11, 2016, 08:12:22 PMHow faggots review beers:L: Amber with little headS: A lot of apricot, as expectedT: Sweet and a bit medicinal. Not a huge fan.F: Nice and crispO: I feel like this is a very nice pale ale that someone accidentally spilled a bunch of apricot syrup in. I'm not opposed to fruit-augmented beer in principle, but this one is a bit of a mess. There just isn't enough beer to keep up with the apricot, so it ends up tasting like a bad malt soda. A brew of historical interest for New Englanders, it's not really worth much on its own merit.How Das reviews beers:This is pretty nice. Fruity. Cool. I'll drink more of this.I don't even know what those fuckin letters mean, all I know is that two beers that can be described similarly can taste way different, so I try to use some detail.look, smell, taste, feel, overall
I'm not much of a fan of beer, but out of them Guinness ranks toward the bottom. Nasty-ass pisswasser, no better than Coors.
Quote from: 「Prime」 on December 11, 2016, 11:36:01 PMI'm not much of a fan of beer, but out of them Guinness ranks toward the bottom. Nasty-ass pisswasser, no better than Coors.I think you're confused friend
just thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay bye
Quote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PMjust thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay byeAlcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.
Quote from: Sαndtrap on December 11, 2016, 11:48:40 PMQuote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PMjust thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay byeAlcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.no, i need you to all kill yourselves nowthis instant
Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 11, 2016, 11:38:28 PMQuote from: 「Prime」 on December 11, 2016, 11:36:01 PMI'm not much of a fan of beer, but out of them Guinness ranks toward the bottom. Nasty-ass pisswasser, no better than Coors.I think you're confused friendNot at all friendo. Usually I can tolerate dark beers, but I had about half a tallboy before I was fed up with it.This is coming from a person who drank warm craft beer out of a friend's backpack after a four hour session of Catan. I'll sip on a few bottles of Yuengling over the course of a night, but Guinness can go fuck itself.
Quote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PMjust thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay byeWaiting for you.
Quote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:49:19 PMQuote from: Sαndtrap on December 11, 2016, 11:48:40 PMQuote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PMjust thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay byeAlcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.no, i need you to all kill yourselves nowthis instanttoo tired right now, I'd half-ass it. Can it wait til tomorrow?
Quote from: 「Prime」 on December 11, 2016, 11:45:53 PMQuote from: Dietrich Six on December 11, 2016, 11:38:28 PMQuote from: 「Prime」 on December 11, 2016, 11:36:01 PMI'm not much of a fan of beer, but out of them Guinness ranks toward the bottom. Nasty-ass pisswasser, no better than Coors.I think you're confused friendNot at all friendo. Usually I can tolerate dark beers, but I had about half a tallboy before I was fed up with it.This is coming from a person who drank warm craft beer out of a friend's backpack after a four hour session of Catan. I'll sip on a few bottles of Yuengling over the course of a night, but Guinness can go fuck itself.Piss water is just an odd way to describe it. Like it or not it's definitely not an American light beer.
Quote from: Vien on December 11, 2016, 11:51:14 PMQuote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PMjust thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay byeWaiting for you.Sep7agon mass suicide when?
Quote from: 「Prime」 on December 11, 2016, 11:50:42 PMQuote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:49:19 PMQuote from: Sαndtrap on December 11, 2016, 11:48:40 PMQuote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PMjust thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay byeAlcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.no, i need you to all kill yourselves nowthis instanttoo tired right now, I'd half-ass it. Can it wait til tomorrow?sure--story of your life
Quote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:56:31 PMQuote from: 「Prime」 on December 11, 2016, 11:50:42 PMQuote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:49:19 PMQuote from: Sαndtrap on December 11, 2016, 11:48:40 PMQuote from: Verbatim on December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PMjust thought i'd pop in to say:Kill your collective selves.okay byeAlcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.no, i need you to all kill yourselves nowthis instanttoo tired right now, I'd half-ass it. Can it wait til tomorrow?sure--story of your lifeSpoilerI've been working on my DDS playthrough btw, bout to finish off Mick the Slug.
Fosters: It boggles my mind that somebody was allowed to ever create this, let alone sell it with the intention of consumption. I could go to my medicine cabinet right now, crush up every pill in there and mix it in with methylated spirits and make a more palatable beverage. You've also got the guarantee that it wasn't brewed in somebody's toilet so bonus points there.
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