Bean Canneries: The 15 Types And How They Operate

Bean canneries are a fascinating part of sepsevenagon's history and the sep of our seven. When we first discovered the cynara bushes on Mr. Cornball's front porch, we'd been interested to discover the shadows that seemed to go under ours, but only if they also went over. We had to be careful, however, when going sideways at the bean cannery so that we didn't walk after the tin foil. Unfortunately, it was the bushes that held up the bean cannery, as well.​

See, the bean cannery was frozen in time in that it was going both forwards and back, but only on the latter sense of nothing. Whenst the horses were left to eat men and buildings, we died of alcohol poisoning. Point being, one must bask in April Showers to eat the flowers that wilt in January for to make the cannery produce new children. Uvak tgeg tid on forlo burr mintak tucky. Hif glun dokabon lopinak jig yig dig a fig. Regardless, people may be convinced through some types of medium that they are in fact superior to others, and because of this, they believe can get away with everything, including cheese thievery. The roots of this type of judgment can come from many places, but the most famous would be the works of Xenophanes. For the most part, it counts on the mind of those who study such works, and these mediums can persuade the reader of a message the medium is perceived to be sending, even if the author didn’t intend that message. Some might interpret the medium into something twisted, and act upon that.

The beanings likely began out of fear, and simply branched off into herd mentality. During the trial of one mailman, he said this, “I was ordered to go in there and destroy the enemy. That was my job that day. That was the mission I was given. I did not sit down and think in terms of men, women, and children. They were all classified as the same, and that's the classification that we dealt with over there, just as the enemy. I felt then and I still do that I acted as I was directed, and I carried out the order that I was given and I do not feel wrong in doing so.” Whether through coercion, obligation, or simple congregation, peers can mislead people into committing atrocities they could never think of doing themselves. Through this, people forget to think for themselves, and end up with a lifetime of regret. It is through this that we come to the real point of the issue, that being the Grarbenikzo.

What is the Grarbenikzo, you may ask? Simple, it is the essence of the central forces working within, without. Within the bean cannery, to be precise. Perhaps the more pertinent question is: what is the bean factory and how can it be stopped? There are no easy answers, we're afraid, which is why straw hats will continue to exist until the end of time. The greater bean factor is a complex and obtuse thing. It can lead to wondrous things, such as refried black beans, woolen caps, and anally-expelled flatus. It can also influence the body into doing terrible things; as murder, rape, and torture. It is clear that the the noodle cannery has capacity for all these, but it is a yinzek bor folla tak non ik boltog foggo lop. Winzektarusnanek un fir top hufln erpad Mexican propaganda. Giddy giggy diggob bitty, wonol-ky fir, oblokolopodapadapa, builid di-kir. Yin tek bol gen hud nugo bolon.

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