Bay's Transformer films are bad yet I'm most likely going to see the next one

Big Boss · May 28, 2016, 06:33:28 PM

I swear his films are like Burger King. You look forward to going despite telling yourself you won't again, and it doesn't feel so great afterwards. They always end up so dissappointing yet they are weirdly enjoyable in a terrible way. I mean we're probably going to get the Quintessons and Unicron soon, so I guess it'll be nice to look at.

Solonoid · May 28, 2016, 06:35:41 PM

Bay already fucked Primus' shit by cutting him in half so I have literally no idea how they plan on responding to Unicron unless he's just done really really badly.

Big Boss · May 28, 2016, 06:39:16 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on May 28, 2016, 06:35:41 PM

Bay already fucked Primus' shit by cutting him in half so I have literally no idea how they plan on responding to Unicron unless he's just done really really badly.

I don't remember Primus in the films

Thun · May 28, 2016, 06:39:25 PM

Another one?!

How many does that make now?

Casper · May 28, 2016, 06:45:28 PM

You may as well be a Hillary supporter

Big Boss · May 28, 2016, 06:53:28 PM

Quote from: ⚡ Thunder on May 28, 2016, 06:39:25 PM

Another one?!

How many does that make now?

5 & 6 have already been announced

Pippen · May 28, 2016, 06:54:19 PM

Burger King sucks and I never want to eat there again.

Same with Micheal Bay movies.

MyNameIsCharlie · May 28, 2016, 06:55:08 PM

They're also talking about making a GI JOE / Transformers shared universe

Big Boss · May 28, 2016, 06:58:29 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on May 28, 2016, 06:55:08 PM

They're also talking about making a GI JOE / Transformers shared universe

Retaliation was... enjoyable. I don't think it would have been as good if not for The Rock.

Jono · May 28, 2016, 07:05:57 PM

Burger King is shit and Bayformers is shit

Kill yourself

Solonoid · May 28, 2016, 07:06:49 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on May 28, 2016, 06:39:16 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on May 28, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Bay already fucked Primus' shit by cutting him in half so I have literally no idea how they plan on responding to Unicron unless he's just done really really badly.

I don't remember Primus in the films

Then you're retarded.

Remember when Cybertron was being teleported into Earth's spot in the solar system and Optimus Prime turned it off early to save the Earth, slicing a massive fragment out of Cybertron?

Well Cybertron is Primus, dumbass.

Big Boss · May 28, 2016, 07:11:09 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on May 28, 2016, 07:06:49 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on May 28, 2016, 06:39:16 PM
Quote from: Kirlia on May 28, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Bay already fucked Primus' shit by cutting him in half so I have literally no idea how they plan on responding to Unicron unless he's just done really really badly.

I don't remember Primus in the films
Then you're retarded.

Remember when Cybertron was being teleported into Earth's spot in the solar system and Optimus Prime turned it off early to save the Earth, slicing a massive fragment out of Cybertron?

Well Cybertron is Primus, dumbass.

Was it confirmed in the Bayformers that Primus was Cybertron though?

Big Boss · May 28, 2016, 07:12:33 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 28, 2016, 07:05:57 PM

Burger King is shit and Bayformers is shit

Kill yourself

If I had to choose it or Maccy D's I'd go for BK every time. It's not like I love off the stuff but I've had worse.

aREALgod · May 29, 2016, 12:25:31 PM

Bay's movies are actually good. Their success is proof of that.

Luis · May 29, 2016, 12:28:33 PM

At least the decepticons are no longer all gray

Solonoid · May 29, 2016, 05:02:30 PM

Quote from: aREALgod on May 29, 2016, 12:25:31 PM

Bay's movies are actually good. Their success is proof of that.

Yes, just like Family Guy, McDonald's, Donald Trump, and Destiny.

True Turquoise · May 29, 2016, 05:11:57 PM

I don't know why I watch them, I just do

MyNameIsCharlie · May 29, 2016, 05:43:20 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on May 29, 2016, 05:11:57 PM

I don't know why I watch them, I just do

They're the Tyler Perry movies for white males. Blacks have Madea, Whiteboys have Transfomers.

Doctor Doom · May 29, 2016, 05:55:53 PM

Bay knows what his audience wants: giant robots smashing each other. Thus, even if his movies are awful, they're always going to be successful, and he knows it.

Elai · May 29, 2016, 06:05:55 PM

Burger King kicks butt. Their veggie burger is fantastic. Onion rings are perfect.

cuneif · May 29, 2016, 06:22:56 PM

Hou dare thou compare our Burger Monarch to Michael Bay's shite picture movies!

Tyger · May 29, 2016, 10:14:57 PM

Fast food is for degenerates

Coomer · May 29, 2016, 10:30:11 PM

I bet you buy Call of Duty every year too