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Mostly criticizing it for being "no fun".

That's dumb.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Mostly criticizing it for being "no fun".

That's dumb.
Ye. I do think it should have some humor to it, but comic movies don't have to be aimed at a family audience.


 
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Ye. I do think it should have some humor to it, but comic movies don't have to be aimed at a family audience.

I thought the amount of humour the movie had was pretty much adequate (however, the quality of the jokes should be much better. The only one I laughed at was "Y'know, with balls like yours... you belong in here.")

I mean really, how many jokes are in Batman's comics? Or Superman's?


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Ye. I do think it should have some humor to it, but comic movies don't have to be aimed at a family audience.

I thought the amount of humour the movie had was pretty much adequate (however, the quality of the jokes should be much better. The only one I laughed at was "Y'know, with balls like yours... you belong in here.")

I mean really, how many jokes are in Batman's comics? Or Superman's?
I haven't seen the movie yet, so I can't comment. Just telling you what I read from reviews.

And Batman tends to make jokes; dark humor, but he does crack one-liners.


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Mostly criticizing it for being "no fun".

That's dumb.
Ye. I do think it should have some humor to it, but comic movies don't have to be aimed at a family audience.
i feel the amount of humor found in the film is perfect honestly, even though most of the jokes come from Lawrence Fishburne's character (my favorite one is the wizard of oz reference)


 
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Mostly criticizing it for being "no fun".

That's dumb.
Ye. I do think it should have some humor to it, but comic movies don't have to be aimed at a family audience.
i feel the amount of humor found in the film is perfect honestly, even though most of the jokes come from Lawrence Fishburne's character (my favorite one is the wizard of oz reference)

Yeah, I loved Perry in this movie too.


 
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look at how dejected Ben Affleck looks after he gets asked this question

i wanna pat him on the back and tell him it's gonna be okay


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look at how dejected Ben Affleck looks after he gets asked this question

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look at how dejected Ben Affleck looks after he gets asked this question

i wanna pat him on the back and tell him it's gonna be okay

That's so sad :'(

and he was the best part of the film, too.

I hate Snyder, though. He needs to fuck off ASAP.


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I hate Snyder, though. He needs to fuck off ASAP.
I feel like the writing was pretty bad to begin with and Snyder said that there was a lot of studio intervention with MoS so it's hard to tell where the blame lies. I still think that he should switch over to a producer role however.


 
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I feel like the writing was pretty bad to begin with and Snyder said that there was a lot of studio intervention with MoS so it's hard to tell where the blame lies.

Goyer and Terrio obviously aren't the best writers, sure, but let's call a spade a spade: Snyder is mostly a garbage director. There are only a handful of quality scenes in both MoS and BvS that I would attribute to him.


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That's what I've seen more of, critics saying it should have been more like the Marvel movies.

In what sense? Thematically? The way their overarching narrative was structured?
Mostly criticizing it for being "no fun".

The Avengers movies are too humorous for my liking


 
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too humorous
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Superman's a fucking dork.


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too humorous
Not an expression you see every day.

I never expected ultron to be as sarcastic and humorous as he was. He was great when he was first introduced but then he started piling on the jokes.


 
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Superman's a fucking dork.

Go fuck yourself, eh.


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Just saw it a couple hours ago, and wow, probably one of the biggest critical misfires I've ever seen conducted on a film.

It's not perfect sure, and they're blowing their load too early by shoving all these unnecessary characters in the film, but fucking hell, 29% on RT? That's bullshit, especially seeing how lacklustre MCU movies such as Iron Man 3, Thor The Dark World and Age Of Ultron can all manage to somehow scrape the 60s and 70s.

A strong 7/10 from me. I don't like how they've handled their characters but I do like the creative direction they're going with. All they need to do is replace Hack Snyder as a director, pace the films properly and it could easily surpass the MCU critically and financially.


 
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pace the films properly and it could easily surpass the MCU critically and financially.

The pacing is easily their biggest problem, in my opinion. Both Man of Steel and Batman V Superman suffer from it. I'm not sure if it's the fault of Snyder or the writers, but someone's gotta go.

I'm also not sure who I'd replace Snyder with. He's pretty much WB's "big gun", where Marvel has, y'know, the Russo brothers and Whedon.

But yeah, RT really doesn't like Snyder for some reason. I wouldn't give the film anything higher than a 6, personally, but Man of Steel was a solid 8 and it's currently sitting at, what, a 50%?
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I'm also not sure who I'd replace Snyder with. He's pretty much WB's "big gun", where Marvel has, y'know, the Russo brothers and Whedon.
Literally fucking anyone at this point. The dude was a marketing cinematographer before he became a director and he's proven time and time again that although he can make shit cool to ogle at, it can't really compensate for his style over substance directing and garbage dialogue.


 
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Literally fucking anyone at this point. The dude was a marketing cinematographer before he became a director and he's proven time and time again that although he can make shit cool to ogle at, it can't really compensate for his style over substance directing and garbage dialogue.

Personally, I'd want WB to try and harness the obvious potential Snyder has at making such an amazing Superman movie rather than just giving the reins to someone "more safe."

Honestly, if he has a solid, strict script with prominent boundaries to stick to, like he did with Watchmen (his best movie, IMO) we could get something really special. There are moments in this film that are just fantastic. "Garbage dialogue." Wouldn't that be Goyer and Terrio's fault more than anything?

Why can't they just utilise DC's staff of fantastic writers? Imagine Geoff Johns or Scott Snyder working on a Superman/Batman movie script, respectively. Obviously writing and pacing a movie is different from a comic book but I'm sure WB has the means to help them out.
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