Badass quotes

September 16, 2014, 11:03:00 PM

That cliche, classic thread. Frank Underwood quotes are the best.

Juuzou · September 16, 2014, 11:04:26 PM

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Casper · September 16, 2014, 11:04:36 PM

September 16, 2014, 11:16:33 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 16, 2014, 11:04:26 PM

I loved that show, I only watched like five episodes though and then stopped. Now I want to get back into it.

You really should. The beginning of the first season is great, but the show really gets fantastic at the back half of the season, when all the little things culminate together and the show ratchets up the tension.

The Waifu Master · September 16, 2014, 11:21:37 PM

Anything Clint Eastwood has ever said ever.

September 16, 2014, 11:22:42 PM

Ezekiel 25:17

Solonoid · September 17, 2014, 12:56:57 AM

I might have known...
-Gandalf
Best response to anything that confirms your suspicions.

Cheat · September 17, 2014, 01:15:40 AM

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If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!

Verbatim · September 17, 2014, 01:21:51 AM

"Why am I not gonna die?

Why waste the time?"

Elegiac · September 17, 2014, 01:25:50 AM

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Look around you carefully. Strain your eyes at the darkness around us... at the darkness around me. You said anywhere but here. This is where, here, at the border. Gathered by the winds. Those who have met their final destiny hanging between jealousy and regret. Those who failed, swept together here. You say it doesn't matter where. If you follow me, this is where you'll go. This is your eden.

Aether · September 17, 2014, 01:26:45 AM

“As for the end of the universe…I say let it come as it will, in ice, fire, or darkness. What did the universe ever do for me that I should mind its welfare?”

Solonoid · September 17, 2014, 01:28:59 AM

This is how the world ends.
This is how the world ends.
This is how the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

The Justicar · September 17, 2014, 01:29:21 AM

"Slaughter can not be spelled without laughter." Forgot where I read that. But I like my signature more.

Taci7urn · September 17, 2014, 10:41:49 PM

The standard that you make is the standard that you choose.

Korra · September 17, 2014, 10:45:57 PM

"No living Thing dares ignore my Call. For I am that which has always been, since this Universe was birthed from the Ashes of the Last. I am the Hunger that dooms Worlds. I am he who is beyond such frail Concepts as good and evil. I am Galactus."

DAS B00T x2 · September 17, 2014, 10:47:36 PM

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?"
--Tom Hehrer

"Computer are like Old Testament gods: lots of rules and no mercy."
--Joseph Campbell

"Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory."
--George S. Patton

"An emperor is subject to no one but God and justice."
--Fredrick I, Barbarossa

"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
--Josef Stalin

"They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; these see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep."
--The Bible, Psalms 107:23-24

"I think we all agree, the past is over."
--George W. Bush

BlitzFiend · September 18, 2014, 12:51:33 AM

Quote from: Kitsune on September 17, 2014, 01:29:21 AM

"Slaughter can not be spelled without laughter." Forgot where I read that. But I like my signature more.

girls will be boys and boys will be girls
it's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world 'cept for Lola

The Justicar · September 18, 2014, 07:02:41 AM

Quote from: Doom DH on September 18, 2014, 12:51:33 AM

Quote from: Kitsune on September 17, 2014, 01:29:21 AM
"Slaughter can not be spelled without laughter." Forgot where I read that. But I like my signature more.

girls will be boys and boys will be girls
it's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world 'cept for Lola

^x^ yush!

TB · September 18, 2014, 07:36:30 AM

"No u"

Mr. Psychologist · September 18, 2014, 07:41:44 AM

Wise words from a wise man.

Mr. Psychologist · September 18, 2014, 07:44:52 AM

Proper one now <.<

Probably my favourite Frank quote, because I don't get along too well with sleep <.<

Super Irish · September 18, 2014, 08:33:57 AM

"We spend so much money on the military, yet we're slashing education budgets across the country. No wonder we've got smart bombs and stupid fucking children.
-Jon Stewart.

And my personal favourite;

Does he look like a bitch? What? What country you from? What ain't a country I ever heard of, do they speak English in What? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? WHAT DOES MARSELLUS, WALLACE, LOOK LIKE?