Seriously, how much does Santa weigh?

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That motherfucker eats so many goddamn cookies in one night.  I'm surprised he hasn't died from all the sugar intake.  Also, how the hell do reindeer even lift his fat ass off the ground.

 
 
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How much weight can a bunch of reindeer haul around?

 
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My stupidity is self evident.
That fat piece of shit broke my chimney.

 
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350lbs

 
 
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Quote from: Casper on November 20, 2014, 03:01:25 PM
Magic, fgt
I totally just missed a chance to be a smartass and say "Less than Casper".

 
 
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The Rage....
420 pounds

 
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It doesn't matter how much you weigh when you got a magic sleigh ;D

 
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He is critically overweight.

 
 
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I'm sorry, but dem cookies are hard to resist.

 
 
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Quote from: SexyPiranha on November 20, 2014, 03:01:23 PM
That fat piece of shit broke my chimney.
Sorry

 
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Quote from: Santa Luis on November 20, 2014, 05:15:57 PM
Quote from: SexyPiranha on November 20, 2014, 03:01:23 PM
That fat piece of shit broke my chimney.
Sorry
I expect compensation in the form of no less than three of your slave elves.

 
 
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Quote from: SexyPiranha on November 20, 2014, 05:19:04 PM
Quote from: Santa Luis on November 20, 2014, 05:15:57 PM
Quote from: SexyPiranha on November 20, 2014, 03:01:23 PM
That fat piece of shit broke my chimney.
Sorry
I expect compensation in the form of no less than three of your slave elves.
They've been replaced with slave cat humanoids that I can't give away. You want Mrs. Clause? She knows how to cook.

 
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