>Be 15
>Be from El Salvador
>Mami, I have something to tell you?
>What is it, mi niño?
>Mami, soy gay
>Qué?!
>Que soy maricón, mami!!
>Ay mi niño! Ay mi niño! Me ha salido desviado!
>She starts calling my father
>César! César, come here!
>What is it, mujer?
>Your son here, he is a maricón!
>Well, of course, mujer, haven't you seen him perreando?
>She looks at me
>Tu perreas, mi niño?
>I do mom, to the sound of reggaetton. I get paid to.
>Ay, María!
ay caramba