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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.

You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol

Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!

That's right. Not kidding either.


 
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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.

You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol

Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!

That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.


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Arachnophobics, seriously I like my pet spiders.

If they kill animals.

False
True, weed smells like fracking shit and so do the people who smoke it constantly.

Enjoy smelling like a barber's ball sack.

At least it smells better that Cigs which makes you smell like a 500 year old corpse.


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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.

You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol

Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!

That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.

I won't lie, I'd fuck a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.


 
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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.

You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol

Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!

That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.

I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
They're all dry and have fragile hips and stuff.


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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.

You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol

Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!

That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.

I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
They're all dry and have fragile hips and stuff.

How would you know? Have you ever fucked on yourself? There are a lot of hot older women out there you know...


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If they hold certain opinions

If they smoke weed constantly, seriously it smells like fracking shit.

If they don't have good hygiene.

If they've been/are a member of the military.

American.

Zionist/Israeli.

Arachnophobics, seriously I like my pet spiders.

If they kill animals.

False
True, weed smells like fracking shit and so do the people who smoke it constantly.

Enjoy smelling like a barber's ball sack.

At least it smells better that Cigs which makes you smell like a 500 year old corpse.
*than


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.


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If they hold certain opinions

If they smoke weed constantly, seriously it smells like fracking shit.

If they don't have good hygiene.

If they've been/are a member of the military.

American.

Zionist/Israeli.

Arachnophobics, seriously I like my pet spiders.

If they kill animals.

False
True, weed smells like fracking shit and so do the people who smoke it constantly.

Enjoy smelling like a barber's ball sack.

At least it smells better that Cigs which makes you smell like a 500 year old corpse.
*than

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK! I HATE IT WHEN I MAKE A TYPO! -_-


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.


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"I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me."
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
Everything, no. But sex is an important part of a healthy relationship.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
Everything, no. But sex is an important part of a healthy relationship.

Yeah well I have yet to be in a relationship so....

One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.


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I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.

*virtual five*

*virtual high fives back*

Hell yeah!


 
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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.

You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol

Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!

That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.

I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
They're all dry and have fragile hips and stuff.

How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself? There are a lot of hot older women out there you know...
I know, I had one rubbing up against me sunday night.
But like, she was 50 and I knew dat shit be dryer than my... well... my dryer after it dries a load of clothes, so I was was like all, "ayy lmno."


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
Everything, no. But sex is an important part of a healthy relationship.

Yeah well I have yet to be in a relationship so....

One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Wanting to be in a relationship makes you desperate?

Ok guy.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
Everything, no. But sex is an important part of a healthy relationship.

Yeah well I have yet to be in a relationship so....

One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Wanting to be in a relationship makes you desperate?

Ok guy.

Not necessarily. But people like Roman are.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!

If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and fuck a prostitute.


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One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Translation: I'm too much of a loser to get my dick wet.

False.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!

If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.

I sincerely doubt that any prostitute is going to have sex with you, even if you paid them.   


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Translation: I'm too much of a loser to get my dick wet.

False.
Not false.


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How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!

If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.

I sincerely doubt that any prostitute is going to have sex with you, even if you paid them.   

Why is that?


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If they hold certain opinions

If they smoke weed constantly, seriously it smells like fracking shit.

If they don't have good hygiene.

If they've been/are a member of the military.

American.

Zionist/Israeli.

Arachnophobics, seriously I like my pet spiders.

If they kill animals.

False
True, weed smells like fracking shit and so do the people who smoke it constantly.

Enjoy smelling like a barber's ball sack.

False, you just get terrible cannabis.
Or you're just used to smelling like a shit covered dog.


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One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Translation: I'm too much of a loser to get my dick wet.

False.
Not false.

F­uck you. You don't even know me. You don't even know what I look like.