Attention all of you self aware faggots

Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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How does it feel knowing that you are mentally inferior to me?

I am aware that I'm aware, and I'm aware of that too.
I exist on a level of awareness that you could not possilbly hope to understand, because I've been enlightened as to the meaning of existence by pondering this existentiality and applying it to the fundamentals of the universe itself, I think that if had had to put a single word onto the level of awareness I have acheived it would be this:

DANK

But it's lonely out here in the dankness, and I'm so aware of myself that I can't even begin to be aware of those around me. I'm not sure if this is because I'm so aware of myself or just because I truly am alone on this existential and shapeless plane known as dank.

Please, reach out to me in the traditional metaphysical telecerebric way that we would communicate across dankness.

If I really am alone, I will reveal here the secret of becoming aware of the dankness.
Meditate on memes at a spectral frequency of 420 while channeling through your body the invisible forces of mlg.

You will feel your body receed, until it represents that of a twelve year olds, and then suddenly snap forward and become the etheral state of a quickscope.

This is how you know you've broken the barrier between your level of awareness and the level of awareness where you can comprehend the dankth dimension.


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Hi Five!
Yeah? Well I'm aware of your awareness


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
im not self aware


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Rudimentary queer of based faggotry, you touch my memes, fumbling in dankness.


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i was not aware of this


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Your intellectual intelligence is inferior


TheOneTrueDesticle | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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The Pancakes List:

-Latsu
-DAS B00T
-Ryle
-TBlocks
-Rocketman287
-True Velox
-Cupofcoffee
-Daniel
-Solonoid
-Rinev Jeqkogo
DANK
I'll have you know I'm better than everyone here.


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I'm aware of how much your shit stinks.