To All Ninja's: Plz Ban Me For 1 Week!

Peaches Pan Tao · December 03, 2015, 07:11:09 PM

I honestly need help. This place is too dank and entertaining. Final exams are upon me and it would really help if I get banned for 7 days. So, I am requesting a self assisted ban due to inordinate suffering in my real life. I ask that you honor my request as I am not a rule breaker or pronz poster. I know your conscience will guide you to do the right thing.

Yu · December 03, 2015, 07:12:41 PM

>not having self control

Peaches Pan Tao · December 03, 2015, 07:13:24 PM

Quote from: Yu on December 03, 2015, 07:12:41 PM

>not having self control

True. I need help.

maverick · December 03, 2015, 07:14:25 PM

Just break the rules you weak willed loser.

i am karjala takaisin · December 03, 2015, 07:15:29 PM

i remember some dude on b.net back in 2012 made a thread like this and he got torn apart for not having self control

Peaches Pan Tao · December 03, 2015, 07:15:34 PM

Quote from: Maverick on December 03, 2015, 07:14:25 PM

Just break the rules you weak willed loser.

I would have to do something bad to get banned for 7 days. I am not that dark

Peaches Pan Tao · December 03, 2015, 07:16:40 PM

Quote from: Scrotal Lozenge on December 03, 2015, 07:15:29 PM

i remember some dude on b.net back in 2012 made a thread like this and he got torn apart for not having self control

I am a forumaholic. The first step is admitting that you can't help yourself.

Thun · December 03, 2015, 07:19:19 PM

Go in Serious and insult the fuck out of people.

maverick · December 03, 2015, 07:19:38 PM

Quote from: Peaches Pan Tao on December 03, 2015, 07:15:34 PM

Quote from: Maverick on December 03, 2015, 07:14:25 PM
Just break the rules you weak willed loser.
I would have to do something bad to get banned for 7 days. I am not that dark

Post your personal information and then claim you didn't want that revealed.

maverick · December 03, 2015, 07:20:03 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 03, 2015, 07:19:19 PM

Go in Serious and insult the fuck out of people.

That only gets you banned from serious.

SecondClass · December 03, 2015, 07:27:06 PM

spam this picture

nsfw

http://i.imgur.com/JUKR6KS.jpg

Yu · December 03, 2015, 07:33:14 PM

Quote from: Peaches Pan Tao on December 03, 2015, 07:13:24 PM

Quote from: Yu on December 03, 2015, 07:12:41 PM
>not having self control
True. I need help.

Don't we all.

Solonoid · December 03, 2015, 07:33:45 PM

This is how comms got perma'd.

Yu · December 03, 2015, 07:35:46 PM

but really, just PM LC with a perma request, mods hand them out like candy if you beg enough

big sponge · December 03, 2015, 08:27:29 PM

Quote from: Yu on December 03, 2015, 07:35:46 PM

but really, just PM LC with a perma request, mods hand them out like candy if you beg enough

That's a great way to annoy me.

Yu · December 03, 2015, 08:29:23 PM

Quote from: LC on December 03, 2015, 08:27:29 PM

Quote from: Yu on December 03, 2015, 07:35:46 PM
but really, just PM LC with a perma request, mods hand them out like candy if you beg enough

That's a great way to annoy me.

And here I wanted to make a joke about how easy it is to get a perma.

Solonoid · December 03, 2015, 08:31:04 PM

Quote from: LC on December 03, 2015, 08:27:29 PM

Quote from: Yu on December 03, 2015, 07:35:46 PM
but really, just PM LC with a perma request, mods hand them out like candy if you beg enough

That's a great way to annoy me.

Lol, I once got banned for telling some kid in #Support to PM achronos about his problem until it got resolved.

Verbatim · December 03, 2015, 08:31:41 PM

asking to be banned shouldn't be such a hassle tbh

just fucking ban him if he wants to be banned
who cares

Verbatim · December 03, 2015, 08:32:25 PM

if you're worried that he'll be like, "okay, i changed my mind, unban me" then make it clear that the decision can't be undone

boom

clum clum · December 03, 2015, 08:34:57 PM

Why don't you just PM Cheat instead of making a fuss and letting people know that you lack self-control?

Mr. Psychologist · December 03, 2015, 09:27:56 PM

If this is a serious request, let me know and I'll file one for ya.

My view is if someone wants to get banned for a week or whenever, then it's better to just give them the requested ban than to refuse and then lead to them breaking the rules to earn said ban <.<

Peaches Pan Tao · December 03, 2015, 10:53:24 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 03, 2015, 09:27:56 PM

If this is a serious request, let me know and I'll file one for ya.

My view is if someone wants to get banned for a week or whenever, then it's better to just give them the requested ban than to refuse and then lead to them breaking the rules to earn said ban <.<

Yes. Pull the cord for a week. And thank you!

Winy · December 03, 2015, 10:57:38 PM

Quote from: Maverick on December 03, 2015, 07:14:25 PM

Just break the rules you weak willed loser.

Quick, post CP

Peaches Pan Tao · December 03, 2015, 10:58:16 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 03, 2015, 08:31:41 PM

asking to be banned shouldn't be such a hassle tbh

just fucking ban him if he wants to be banned
who cares

Thank u for supporting a weak soul. See u in a week!

Mr. Psychologist · December 03, 2015, 10:58:48 PM

Quote from: Peaches Pan Tao on December 03, 2015, 10:53:24 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 03, 2015, 09:27:56 PM
If this is a serious request, let me know and I'll file one for ya.

My view is if someone wants to get banned for a week or whenever, then it's better to just give them the requested ban than to refuse and then lead to them breaking the rules to earn said ban <.<
Yes. Pull the cord for a week. And thank you!

Very well, do you want a login blocker or just a post blocker?

Peaches Pan Tao · December 03, 2015, 10:59:47 PM

Quote from: Winy on December 03, 2015, 10:57:38 PM

Quote from: Maverick on December 03, 2015, 07:14:25 PM
Just break the rules you weak willed loser.
Quick, post CP

Never! Is one of the few things I truly detest...

Mr. Psychologist · December 03, 2015, 11:04:03 PM

Going with post blocker because I need to be off to bed now, if you wish to repeal it then just PM me or one of the other mods and it'll be removed - otherwise see you in a week.

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