Is their anything good about being a conservative?

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Liberals do lack reading ability though, as they've clearly never read the constitution.


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I actually just meant you should stop posting on this forum.

I know it can be confusing, because all liberals have trouble with reading comprehension (despite constantly claiming intellectual high ground).
You know, I was sitting there for about thirty seconds just relishing in that response I just made, so I thank you for validating the post by copying its structure entirely. You sat there for ten minutes trying to think of a comeback, and this is what you end up doing: copying me. Color me flattered.

At least what I said has a kernel of truth in it--libertarians are a homogeneous mass of "free thinkers" who think they're enlightened because they claim to value "liberty" and all these wonderful buzzwordy things. The trouble is that they're all selfish--they don't give a fuck about the collective, and that's their downfall.

Meanwhile, claiming that liberals lack reading comprehension is just a baseless, jejune insult. It's not just liberals who claim to have the "moral high ground"--everyone does. Your fellow libertard Das just did exactly that, if only you veered your mouse cursor four or five penis lengths above this post to see it.
"LOL Door hasn't posted in this thread, that means libertarians are hiveminded HURRHURRHURR"

Even you can't be delusional enough to believe this is somehow a clever zinger. I was actually copying your post by making another senseless claim to counter your senseless claim. Not too surprised you didn't catch that.


 
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Liberals do lack reading ability though, as they've clearly never read the constitution.
Everyone has their misgivings about the Constitution--it's absolutely not exclusive to liberals.

Libertarians have an issue with taking shit too literally, though.

The concept that the C. is a fallible piece of old toilet paper seems to evade them quite often.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Liberals do lack reading ability though, as they've clearly never read the constitution.
Everyone has their misgivings about the Constitution--it's absolutely not exclusive to liberals.

Libertarians have an issue with taking shit too literally, though.

The concept that the C. is a fallible piece of old toilet paper seems to evade them quite often.
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"LOL Door hasn't posted in this thread, that means libertarians are hiveminded HURRHURRHURR"

Even you can't be delusional enough to believe this is somehow a clever zinger. I was actually copying your post by making another senseless claim to counter your senseless claim. Not too surprised you didn't catch that.
It's not a senseless claim, though, as I explained.

Libertarians are hiveminds. I'm sorry that this fact upsets you.


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"LOL Door hasn't posted in this thread, that means libertarians are hiveminded HURRHURRHURR"

Even you can't be delusional enough to believe this is somehow a clever zinger. I was actually copying your post by making another senseless claim to counter your senseless claim. Not too surprised you didn't catch that.
It's not a senseless claim, though, as I explained.

Libertarians are hiveminds. I'm sorry that this fact upsets you.
It had nothing to do with either of my posts so it doesn't exactly make for a compelling insult unfortunately. I guess you responded quickly though so that's all that matters.