Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.

Kitsune 狐 · June 02, 2015, 05:41:38 PM

If you haven't caught on yet I'm a fucking Barista.
I know how to make all of the drinks.

Ask me anything about being a barista, how I wish I could deal with bitchy customers, or anything about coffee and/or tea.

So what do you wanna know?

Naoto · June 02, 2015, 05:42:52 PM

What coffee should I get?

Jono · June 02, 2015, 05:43:25 PM

Thought that said Batista

More Than Mortal · June 02, 2015, 05:43:36 PM

Do you ever spit in peoples' drinks?

What's the worst thing you did to a person's drink?

Batch · June 02, 2015, 05:44:17 PM

Quote from: Jono on June 02, 2015, 05:43:25 PM

Thought that said Batista

Well I thought she said

Verbatim · June 02, 2015, 05:45:05 PM

finish writing something productive
finish writing something personal

what do first

Batch · June 02, 2015, 05:45:46 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on June 02, 2015, 05:43:36 PM

Do you ever spit in peoples' drinks?

What's the worst thing you did to a person's drink?

You know there's a low percentage of people in retail that are actually assholes, most of us just do our job and get people out.....and you get to keep your job.

More Than Mortal · June 02, 2015, 05:46:02 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 02, 2015, 05:45:05 PM

finish writing something productive

How is that novel coming?

gats · June 02, 2015, 05:46:02 PM

opinion of sam smith?

More Than Mortal · June 02, 2015, 05:46:23 PM

Quote from: Batch on June 02, 2015, 05:45:46 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on June 02, 2015, 05:43:36 PM
Do you ever spit in peoples' drinks?

What's the worst thing you did to a person's drink?
You know there's a low percentage of people in retail that are actually assholes, most of us just do our job and get people out.....and you get to keep your job.

I work in retail. . .

Batch · June 02, 2015, 05:47:06 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 02, 2015, 05:45:05 PM

finish writing something productive
finish writing something personal

what do first

Write 50 Shades of Verbatim

Involves you and a lot of long shaped fruits and veg.

🂿 · June 02, 2015, 05:47:19 PM

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world is a barista?

Batch · June 02, 2015, 05:47:26 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on June 02, 2015, 05:46:23 PM

Quote from: Batch on June 02, 2015, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: Meta Cognition on June 02, 2015, 05:43:36 PM
Do you ever spit in peoples' drinks?

What's the worst thing you did to a person's drink?
You know there's a low percentage of people in retail that are actually assholes, most of us just do our job and get people out.....and you get to keep your job.
I work in retail. . .

O_o what do you do?

Batch · June 02, 2015, 05:47:59 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 02, 2015, 05:47:19 PM

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world is a barista?

Fancy word for someone who makes Coffee

R o c k e t · June 02, 2015, 05:48:19 PM

Do you guys ever do "things" to drinks if the customer is rude?

Kitsune 狐 · June 02, 2015, 05:48:30 PM

Quote from: Naoto on June 02, 2015, 05:42:52 PM

What coffee should I get?

Depends on your pallet. Do you like a darker roast, medium bodied roast, or light roast?
Also, how much caffeine do you require?

Quote from: Meta Cognition on June 02, 2015, 05:43:36 PM

Do you ever spit in peoples' drinks?

What's the worst thing you did to a person's drink?

I have never spat in anyone's food or drink ever. I would feel really bad.
The worst thing I have done is give a bitch a grande caffeinated latte after she was rude to my regulars, rude to me, and wouldn't shut the hell up about NEEDing it to be DECAF because then she can't sleep tonight. She kept going on... and on... and on... so I gave her three shots of caffeinated espresso in her drink, and the standard is two.

Bitch hasn't come back :3

🂿 · June 02, 2015, 05:48:54 PM

Quote from: Batch on June 02, 2015, 05:47:59 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 02, 2015, 05:47:19 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world is a barista?
Fancy word for someone who makes Coffee

Oh.

Kitsune 狐 · June 02, 2015, 05:49:12 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 02, 2015, 05:47:19 PM

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world is a barista?

I make coffee bro.

Septy · June 02, 2015, 05:50:23 PM

What's the most common type of coffee you have to make

Kitsune 狐 · June 02, 2015, 05:50:36 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 02, 2015, 05:45:05 PM

finish writing something productive
finish writing something personal

what do first

The latter.

🂿 · June 02, 2015, 05:50:55 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on June 02, 2015, 05:49:12 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 02, 2015, 05:47:19 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world is a barista?

I make coffee bro.

That's cool. I used to drink coffee actually, but it would do the opposite affect compared to everyone else. I would get very sleepy. Coffee makes me very sleepy. Oddly enough I get my energy from black tea with zero sugar. I'm weird.

Batch · June 02, 2015, 05:51:01 PM

Quote from: Septy on June 02, 2015, 05:50:23 PM

What's the most common type of coffee you have to make

The type you rub on yourself.

Kitsune 狐 · June 02, 2015, 05:52:35 PM

Quote from: Septy on June 02, 2015, 05:50:23 PM

What's the most common type of coffee you have to make

FUCKING GOD DAMN FRAPPUCCINOS.

I fucking hate making them.
As soon as some hits I'm up to my elbows in frappuccinos which ends up smelling like rotten sweet milk and feeling like a whole foot ball team decided to play cum biscuit with my fucking arms.

I want to slap those people who order five frappuccinos in one order and none of them are the same kind.

challengerX · June 02, 2015, 05:52:48 PM

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Septy · June 02, 2015, 05:53:31 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on June 02, 2015, 05:52:35 PM

Quote from: Septy on June 02, 2015, 05:50:23 PM
What's the most common type of coffee you have to make

FUCKING GOD DAMN FRAPPUCCINOS.

I fucking hate making them.
As soon as some hits I'm up to my elbows in frappuccinos which ends up smelling like rotten sweet milk and feeling like a whole foot ball team decided to play cum biscuit with my fucking arms.

I want to slap those people who order five frappuccinos in one order and none of them are the same kind.

Time to go order some frapps

Ingy · June 02, 2015, 05:53:38 PM

Why do you post so much?

Naoto · June 02, 2015, 05:53:44 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on June 02, 2015, 05:48:30 PM

Quote from: Naoto on June 02, 2015, 05:42:52 PM
What coffee should I get?

Depends on your pallet. Do you like a darker roast, medium bodied roast, or light roast?
Also, how much caffeine do you require?

Been drinking mostly darker roast, but that's just what I have on hand. As much caffeine as possible.
I always get overwhelmed going to starbucks. Too many choices, and they use stupid names for their sizes. Small = tall. Vinte grande

If I don't get a frap I just have someone else order for me. Not much of a coffee connoisseur yet. Didn't care for it for the longest time.

Batch · June 02, 2015, 05:54:16 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on June 02, 2015, 05:52:35 PM

Quote from: Septy on June 02, 2015, 05:50:23 PM
What's the most common type of coffee you have to make

feeling like a whole foot ball team decided to play cum biscuit with my fucking arms.

All of my

Verbatim · June 02, 2015, 05:54:22 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on June 02, 2015, 05:46:02 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 02, 2015, 05:45:05 PM
finish writing something productive
How is that novel coming?

it's been on the backburner for awhile, but i do have plans to revisit it this summer

Kitsune 狐 · June 02, 2015, 05:54:28 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 02, 2015, 05:52:48 PM

Coffee is disgusting.

Yeah it is. I can only drink blonde coffee because it has the least bitter taste, but that's okay because it also has the most caffeine in it.