I was cooking with some very spicy peppers, and went to use the bathroom.

Didn't wash my hands before wrangling my dangler and a couple of minutes later it started to be uncomfortable.

After about twenty minutes I was convinced i was getting a second circumcision, but this time using hydrochloric acid.

Now I know what its like to be Roman.
Now I know what its like to be Jeb.
Now I know what its like to be a waste.

I naired my balls and was fine

>no whales
>no attempt to fuck the underaged
>no attempt to get a career for the purpose of fucking girls
>no jumping from woman to woman to full the empty hole that is your life
>no horrible social interaction

No, no you didn't pull anything.

tfw hot dongered yourself