Are you the 'best in the world' at anything?

OnionBeetle · December 10, 2015, 04:50:30 PM

Even if it's only a small, niche/pointless talent. Is there anything you can do that you can firmly say with confidance that you are the only person in the world that adept in whatever the fuck it is?

Maybe you're the best online player of a shitty multiplayer game that only 5 people have heard of.
Maybe you are a legitmate genius and have invented gravity boots. Doesn't matter what it is, post it here.

Myself? I've become the world's leader in a retardedly nuanced and pointless area of study. The last academic piece that even touched on what I'm doing was written over 60 years ago.

slayingold · December 10, 2015, 04:51:27 PM

I'm the best in the world at being me ^^

OnionBeetle · December 10, 2015, 04:52:01 PM

Quote from: slayingold on December 10, 2015, 04:51:27 PM

I'm the best in the world at being me ^^

Well, you're not wrong.

Batch · December 10, 2015, 04:54:16 PM

Best at sexytimes

Jono · December 10, 2015, 04:56:18 PM

Best in the world at Forge in Halo

Kiwicake · December 10, 2015, 04:58:06 PM

Best at constantly changing my avatar

Jim · December 10, 2015, 05:04:30 PM

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Verbatim · December 10, 2015, 05:06:17 PM

there was a pokémon TCG simulator (i think it's still around--it's called TCGONE), and i was the #1 ranked player there for awhile

yeah

Puro · December 10, 2015, 08:20:17 PM

I'm the best at being obsessed with a fictional Velociraptor from Jurassic World.

Elai · December 10, 2015, 10:11:12 PM

I'm not the best, but I was ranked top 30 on Arkham City's combat maps.

I can also beat the 3rd place record for speedrunning Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy.

I reckon I had the close to the most amount of time played on TPP when it released (if we discredit those who got it early).

ಠ_ಠ · December 10, 2015, 10:14:08 PM

I was number 1 on the scoreboard for "The Fast and the Furious" game at this arcade for a while

R o c k e t · December 10, 2015, 10:15:45 PM

Quote from: RocketRaptor on December 10, 2015, 08:20:17 PM

I'm the best at being obsessed with a fictional Velociraptor from Jurassic World.

WOO

R o c k e t · December 10, 2015, 10:18:26 PM

I'm the best at making a glass of water

and also not coming up with original ideas

Zonda · December 10, 2015, 10:19:31 PM

I got pretty high up on Guitar hero one time.

gats · December 10, 2015, 10:23:54 PM

I'm best in the world at fucking your mOM

thepanzieman · December 10, 2015, 10:24:11 PM

Quote from: Jono on December 10, 2015, 04:56:18 PM

Best in the world at Forge in Halo

idk I'm pretty darn good.

ಠ_ಠ · December 10, 2015, 10:24:55 PM

Quote from: Jolly Rocket on December 10, 2015, 10:18:26 PM

I'm the best at making a glass of water

YouTube

Jono · December 10, 2015, 10:24:56 PM

Quote from: thepanzieman on December 10, 2015, 10:24:11 PM

Quote from: Jono on December 10, 2015, 04:56:18 PM
Best in the world at Forge in Halo

idk I'm pretty darn good.

Nah you're a faggot niggerlord

Thun · December 10, 2015, 10:26:33 PM

dont make fun of him asshole

Zonda · December 10, 2015, 10:26:53 PM

best waifu finder

Aether · December 10, 2015, 10:29:07 PM

Eh well I'm one of the best THUG2 players in the world I guess, but I'm not the best.

There are a few very hard things that I can do on there fairly consistently that only a handful of other people in the world can do as well, though.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · December 10, 2015, 10:30:47 PM

i have/had quite a few world records in GTA: Online races

Zonda · December 10, 2015, 10:32:13 PM

Oh yeah shit, I held like half the records on Draw Rider online courses in late 2013/'14

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 10, 2015, 10:33:52 PM

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thepanzieman · December 10, 2015, 10:35:10 PM

Quote from: Jono on December 10, 2015, 10:24:56 PM

Quote from: thepanzieman on December 10, 2015, 10:24:11 PM
Quote from: Jono on December 10, 2015, 04:56:18 PM
Best in the world at Forge in Halo

idk I'm pretty darn good.
Nah you're a faggot niggerlord

hey, I'll accept a royal title. no skin off my back.

eggsalad · December 10, 2015, 10:37:24 PM

i was like #42 velkoz world or something at one point

maverick · December 10, 2015, 11:20:03 PM

When I was in 5th grade there was a guest speaker that told us no one can lick their elbow and then I did it and she saw and it ruined her entire speech.

I might have ruined her life actually fam tbh.

Hope this counts.

The Lord Ruler · December 10, 2015, 11:23:13 PM

masturbating to fruits avatar

Winy · December 10, 2015, 11:27:49 PM

Quote from: gatsby on December 10, 2015, 10:23:54 PM

I'm best in the world at fucking your mOM

I wanted to say it tho...

gats · December 10, 2015, 11:30:40 PM

Quote from: Winy on December 10, 2015, 11:27:49 PM

Quote from: gatsby on December 10, 2015, 10:23:54 PM
I'm best in the world at fucking your mOM
I wanted to say it tho...

I'm great at sharing.