TIL cool people can recite shakespeare lines
BINGO
Masturbate more than three times a week.
Listen almost exclusively to Metal or Black Metal.
Gaming and Internet take up the majority of your free time.
Have used one or more Internet memes in real life.
Haven't been outside in the past 10 hours.
Have never travelled outside your own country.
Own more than 100 video games.
Collect anime/comic books.
Room is currently a disaster.
Virgin.
Claim to be a Nihilist and/or militant Atheist.
Go to a Community College or have never attended a University.
Visit Facebook.
Don't do your own laundry and/or don't own a washing machine.
Know more than 5 but fewer than 1000 words in your "best" foreign language.
Own fewer than 10 article of formal clothing.
Have long hair.
Have no useful talents or athletic skill.
Live with parents.
Not cleanly shaven.
Overweight.
Cannot recite at least two lines from Shakespeare.
Consider video games to be on-par with literature as an art form.
Shower/bathe fewer than 5 times a week.
Are unemployed and have been for more than two months.
I got 5
are you a loser?
